#m!a split personality

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-walks over to mirror to plan out what to wear- 

Kon: -grabs hairspray, hair gel, and cologne- “Gotta dress to impress” -gives his reflection a dashing smile- 

-Superboy shakes for a moment- 

Conner: ““Who cares. I should just wear the same thing I always do. Hair gel and cologne are stupid it makes me feel like a monkey. And I HATE monkeys. 

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Red decides to surprise the feline with an unexpected visit. He ports right into Random's room, clearly uncaring about boundaries; the jerk.

Random was no were in sight but there was part of him who was currently fixing the window of his room. His tail was much more fluffy and curly like cotton candy. They were even wearing a green Christmas sweater. But when there ears twitched Loveturned around before giving a delightful trill.

“Oh!, hey Red. It’s nice to see you, you look even more handsome than last time I saw you.” Love chimed, his tail flicking from side to side gently.

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*dumps water on you* have fun!

-falls as he turns back into a mermaid- 

(Conner: 🤬)

(Kon: 🤬)

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M!a you’re a mermaid

-Superboy falls over onto the ground in pain. His legs turn to fins and he grows fins on his arms. He grows gills on the side of his neck and where his lungs are. His nails and teeth sharpen into points. And he grows scales on his back and his hands. His ears become pointed too. Superboy tries to get up. He starts to panic when he realizes he can’t feel his legs or feet- 

(Conner: What just happened? Why can’t we feel our legs?)

(Kon: Dude I think we just got turned into a fish.) 

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(Conner: If we’re stuck like this I might as well)

(Kon: No. Heck off.) 

Conner: -rips off his shirt- 

(Kon: I hate you right now.) 

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Kon: Help we've been turned into a mermaid! And we’re really dehydrated. 

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Conner: When you realize Garfield is part monkey. 

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““You talked to Mortimer didn’t you? And instead of fixing things they only got worse didn’t they?”