#m!a troll

[snoopingscout]

His Insufferable Majesty is here too, huh?

[jadedceclia]

anyway i have gills now and my first impulse is to slide pennies into them just to see what happens 

[turntable-fort]

Dave and Jade: Transform. ==>

Yesterday's perfect, long-awaited date had ended, naturally, with cuddling in the blanket fort in Dave's room while Jade happily bickered with him about the nuances of the rules for Candyland. This day begins with a rude awakening by the collapse of the fort over their heads. Jade, snuggled up at Dave's side, shifts just slightly in her sleep, perhaps with the intention to scoot up even closer, but then he yelps in surprised pain, she echoes the sentiment with a bark, and there is a chaotic few minutes while they struggle blindly under the fallen blanket to discover what keeps yanking the other one around. At last Dave extricates himself and manages to sit up. He pulls the blanket down off his head and is rewarded with a riiiiipping sound through the fabric, along with another mysterious tug on his scalp. The blanket comes off in shreds while Jade groans with annoyed sleepiness behind him, reluctantly sitting up too.

JADE: what are you dooooiiiiing... DAVE: fucking-- what the fuck--

He tosses the tatters of what had been a cozy blanket fort off to the side and turns to look at her. She looks at him. There is a Moment.

JADE: oh boy... JADE: youre a troll babe DAVE: ... DAVE: what DAVE: ... DAVE: uh youre... JADE: listen we can still kiss, i guess, just so long as you havent started using grubpaste or eating bugs during this entire thing DAVE: ... uh...

He pokes at her horns. She glances down at her own grey skin.

JADE: oh JADE: how big are they JADE: can i get through doors JADE: am i fucked JADE: yours arent that big theyre probably going to be ok just be careful when you put shirts on

Dave pats at the top of her horn, wondering if she will be able to feel it and gauge their height that way.

DAVE: i dunno you might need to turn your head a little i guess JADE: thank god i guess thats not so bad

She tries to peer up at her horns, and he realizes he is looking down at her from a higher perspective than usual. He’s almost two feet taller than he was last night, and has to bend a bit to peer at her eye color.

DAVE: looks like youre something green JADE: dark or light? DAVE: kinda bright maybe almost neon JADE: youre pretty much the same as gamzee DAVE: ... DAVE: goddammit im a clown JADE: haha oops  

[jadedceclia]

#Omg... Are you alright??

yes! its just

so menacing DX but i like them anyway

@aberrantcadenza

[jadedceclia]

i woke up like this

[jadedceclia]

@turntable-fort

its actually probably not all that surprising that we woke up trolls one day randomly and had our horns stuck... because im hooked on you

[jadedceclia]

hey my tongue can reach my horn

[jadedceclia]

ok this is an actual picture of my horns in full

i keep thinking im going to poke my eyes out??? since the pointy bits are just like hovering, THERE, an inch away. theyre in a fixed position but... hhhhhhh... menacing