Random Junoverse Headcanons
Rita is adopted and has many parents who are in a polyamorous relationship
Rita and Jet are both autistic. They have the autistic to autistic communication that even Juno doesn't understand sometimes
Nureyev has ADHD, but has absolutely no idea that he has ADHD. However, he and Rita can ADHD to ADHD communicate and Juno sometimes watches them interact and is completely baffled. It's like they're speaking a different language to him
Rita and Juno do not realize that Nureyev does not realize he has ADHD. It is so obvious to them and they'll mention it and Nureyev is like "what? Of course I'm neurotypical"
He's not. He has ADHD and he's bipolar. He's just in denial, smh
Vespa has actually always been psychotic. She's just in intense denial about it and it was made substantially worse by the stress of her medical debt/losing Buddy/other factors. She hasn't actually been all the affected by radiation. It's just a conversant excuse so she doesn't have to examine her own mental health
Jet is faceblind and does not realize that other people can recognize people's faces without purposefully memorizing certain features
Vespa would be more of a dog person than a cat person. She actually enjoys that you can tell a dog's emotions easier than a cat's
Mick and Juno kissed during the haunted house story
Growing up, Juno had a huge crush on Sasha because she could kick his ass
Mick thought he had a crush on Juno for many years, but he actually just really appreciated his friendship
Mick is terrible at being able to differentiate between romantic attraction and platonic feelings
Benzaiten had a huge crush on Mick growing up
Benzaiten was gay and polyam. He was often in open relationships
Benzaiten, similar to Juno, often ended up in relationships that were really unhealthy for him. He felt the need to "fix damaged people", so he was drawn to people who treated him poorly
Benten actually had DID, but Juno just didn't realize
Benzaiten felt responsible for not "protecting" Juno from their mother's abuse since he was treated as the "favorite"
Mick always wanted siblings and was super jealous of Juno and Sasha for having siblings
The language of Solar was created by a computer to be a universal language and it isn't actually easy for infants to learn since it doesn't account for what sounds babies are capable of making
M'tendere was in foster care growing up
M'tendere is hard of hearing and made their own hearing aids as well as other aids because they hate how price gouged everything is for disabled people
There's a ladies' night aboard the Carte Blanche as well as a gentlemen's night. While the ladies love their night, Jet and Nureyev dread their night each time it approaches
Nureyev would be fucking terrified of Martian sewer rabbits. He is not a fan
Rita has made friendship bracelets for each member of the crime family, including the Ruby 7. They all wear theirs and don't take them off
Nureyev had the biggest crush on Jet growing up and it honestly isn't entirely gone
Nureyev has stolen Pilot Pereyra heels before
Nureyev has always wanted a pet fish