#m. engel

[renndistanz]

Ok.

[a110crazy13]

WRC Rally di Monza 2020 - Skoda Fabia R5 - M. Engel - Photo Oreste Morzenti

[renndistanz]

Wait don't tell me Nico came to the 2011 finale for him ...

[renndistanz]

this is the best maro photo to ever exist he really said

[renndistanz]

Do you think the mechanics and crew like having a driver they can just easily pick up and carry off whenever they feel like it. is it enrichment

[renndistanz]

dtm summer and your constant scarab/crayons/whatever they are called posting is making this year so much more enjoyable for me, so i wanted to thank you for that ❤️ ❤️

this ask is so beautiful anon i'm gonna frame it and hang it on my wall. it's very sweet and i'm delighted you're enjoying watching me go on this silly little journey and also 'scarab/crayons/whatever they are called' genuinely just made me laugh so hard. brief clarification of important technical terminology on renndistanz dot edu:

crayons: mainly reserved for this year's verstappen racing suits and their wearers at n24/gtwce but can in a pinch be used to refer to anyone in a mostly solid brightly colored racesuit that i happen to be fond of. really mostly the verstappen racing suits tho. this one didn't originate with me i think first use might be this post? it's certainly prime crayons image just look at them

scarabs: on one hand refers to luggimaro when they are hanging out all shiny primary colors big bug little bug helmeted like this:

on the other hand refers to (mostly mercedes tbh the shape works best for it) gt3 cars with bright shiny beetlelike liveries i like. mostly the mamba and boycar tbh. either way my bugs #mybugs

bananas: luggimaro (as a collective, only in emergencies to be used in the singular) but only when they are mamba yellow or at a mamba-related function. NOT proper banana, for example:

underripe! put em back in the basket! as contrast banana despite lack of yellow suit are for example these, due to they are onna lil date in ways related to the mamba and just happen to not be wearing racesuits:

muffin: i know for sure tumblr user jup1t33r originated this one and i know exactly who is included in it. see:

i rest my case

when in doubt to describe luggimaro the elements of a more wordy but also more precise description can be yoinked out of above and the beautiful wording of krone sport

muffin and his german partner 👍💯🙂‍↕️

[renndistanz]

maro hit us :( get his place and undamaged car to us please <3

i know i'm speaking on behalf of the defendant after the jury's already voted not guilty and gone to lunch here but i think in that scrimmage out of those four or five cars right around dani when the Carnage Occured maro is actually just about the only one that DIDN'T hit car #3 (if anything dani hit Him as they both tried to get to the escape road as quickly as possible, which to be clear i think dani was correct and justified in doing and also was funny). yes they were door to door into t1 before the repercussions of martin lightly bonking the condiment ferrari into superhell even reached them but that was just normal gay sex 👍

[renndistanz]

What's happening here (wrong answers only please)