#m.x.e.s

[ariexists]

I couldn’t resist HDGDHDHFHD

[puhpandas]

fnaf textposts part 8(?) praying for sw announcement soon i’m going crazy 😭

[ramblingsofanangel]

Crowd Pleaser ── .✦ ˚. ᵎᵎ

Summary: M.X.E.S is your bodyguard.

Tag’s: M.X.E.S, M.X.E.S X reader, gender neutral reader, celebrity! Reader, bodyguard! M.X.E.S, headcannon-y fic, anthro M.X.E.S, love confessions, typical weirdo behavior from people who are obsessed with celebrities.

Author’s note: it’s been a while since I’ve written anything about this hare, so here

M.X.E.S takes his job seriously as your bodyguard. It’s very rare for him not to be nearby, always keeping a close eye on you whenever you’re out in public. Always stone-faced and stern. He has very little patience for people and is more than willing to lay anyone out who decides to get cheeky with you. He especially hates the paparazzi- all those flashing lights gives him a headache and not to mention the potential perverts in the crowd. He makes it clear from day one that he isn’t here to mess around.

Sure, you can agree that he can be a little much at times but he definitely made your life easier now that you don’t have to worry about weirdo’s and creeps constantly.

At first everything was strictly professional between you two. He does his job right while you go on with your life and career. It’s when he had to take care of you after a workplace accident that left you unable to work for months when the feelings started coming in.

He thought nothing of them at first, thinking that they were just circumstances of the situation. But soon realizes that they weren’t once you go back to work once your injuries are healed. He struggles with said feelings because he very rarely feels any sexual-let alone romantic- attraction to anyone. So he just bottles them up and hopes they go away on their own and continues doing his job like normal. But unsurprisingly- it soon boils over and he blurts out “I love you!” During a private conversation, which makes him shrink into himself in embarrassment.

You had no idea how to respond at first considering it just came out of nowhere. When things calm down he finally gets the chance to explain himself to you, and dump all of those thoughts he’s been filled with for nearly a year now.

When you both finally started dating it was really awkward. It wasn’t as bad when you were in private but awful in public. He knew that drama blogs were like vultures when it came to celebrities personal lives and relationships, and he didn’t want you to deal with that headache. Not to mention the crazy fans who probably wouldn’t hesitate to hurt someone if the news came out about your relationship- it was too much of a risk for the both of you.

But in private, he behaves a lot more differently. He loves to hold and kiss you while you’re both alone, leaning into you like a tired puppy. You constantly have to tell him to relax and unclench his body since he is on guard duty 24/7 in his mind. Just kiss him and he’ll immediately melt into you like butter.

[fnaf-flags]

The Agender Flag picked from M.X.E.S!

Requested by Anon

[crimson-cha0s]

Inspired by this post from @crees-a :D

[bionicboxes]

tired minimum wage employee

[crystalitar]

M.X.E.S. caught a new virus. Hmm.

[glambots]

mxes MXESSSS!!!! kiss the antivirus (just some romantic type stuff pls and thank you!!!)

💽M.X.E.S. + Romantic HCs:💽

⭐Like I said in this post, touching M.X.E.S causes a numb/tingly feeling. If you were to figure out a way how to kiss them (without having to wear the V.A.N.N.Y. mask), it'd make your head feel all light and float-y. It would also totally throw off your equilibrium for a couple of minutes after.

⭐They're a multi-texter. But by texting I mean spamming you with emojis and emoticons until you reply (and by reply I mean FOR THE LOVE OF FAZBEAR, JUST GIVE ME A SECOND M.X.E.S. I AM WORKING RIGHT NOW.) It's even worse because the texts are popping up In Your Line of Vision, like phone notifications that you can't just ignore or swipe away.

⭐They really like slow dancing with you. If you let him, he'll even pull (another) Casper and lift you off the ground completely, using his strength and size to keep you hovering just off the floor as the two of you slowly sway in circles. You usually have to cling to him to keep your balance, which is the main reason they do it in the first place.