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[cutthroat-cutiepie]

Luornu in high fashion please! For the palette ask

High Fashion in High Fashion 

[ronniebox]

You remind me of Porthos: you have faith of the heart, everyone loves you, and its a joy to see you on my dash

😭😭😭 this is the sweetest thing anyone has said to me ever??? 

[qquark]

Brunt, FCA

:)

[thylekshran]

Valentine's day on the USS Enterprise,,,, Shran space googles human courtship & mails Archer a shitty space-equivalent-of-construction paper heart that says "humans are pink, andorians are blue, I'm glad you're not dead because I like you" or something to that effect

he goes on the space-net and prints out a hallmark card with a beagle on it

[autisticandroids]

I know ive messaged you about crossover hellship herbert west/julian bashir before but i hadnt yet realized that julian has Actually Canonically Reanimated somebody (Vedek Bareil in season 3) so now theres an extra layer of "I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR 3 CENTURIES AND YOU DID IT IN AN HOUR WTF COMPARE NOTES"

...............shit. shit fuck fuck fuck fuck. i never even thought of this, holy shit.

although my casual offhand thought as to how herbert west got into the 24th century was always “he’s shot up with enough reagent so that he can’t physically die but he got  trapped by a cave in or a ton of concrete somewhere bc lbr, herbert west CANNOT avoid attracting the attention of authorities for more than ten seconds.”

..............which is its own sort of angst, but he hasn’t had much access to 24th century technology yet.

but GOD!!! can you imagine the shit that happens. bc like. juli probably wrote a paper on that shit and herbert WOULD chase him down to ds9 years later when he had access to transport and that’s how they meet. and then instead of eager, babytwink julian bashir, herbert meets older, meaner, still a twink but like a rugged twink julian bashir and they have a massive bitchfight about ethics that gets interrupted with very shameful sex and then resumes immediately afterward.

also: herbert can’t try to out-protagonist older, meaner, still a twink but like a rugged twink julian bashir, because o,m,satblartjb is the Ultimate Protagonist and cannot be out protagonisted. his brilliant, awkward, vaguely nasty, extremely homoerotic charisma outstrip’s herbert’s brilliant, awkward, vaguely nasty, extremely homoerotic charisma by a mile. herbert doesn’t even try.

[skittering-roach]

Querl Dox & Danny Chase in 1B, if you're still doing the art meme!

‘Don’t listen to all the crazy shitThat they’ve been spittin’You know better than to try to fit inThat’s the thing I like about you’

~ Misfit by High Dive Heart

[cutthroat-cutiepie]

Jenni Ognats/XS in guidance for the palette meme please, if you're up for another one!

Here ya go friend! 

[cutthroat-cutiepie]

Your fandom thinks you're a cinnamon roll but they consistently overlook your sense of humor to make you look more naive

….. that is so accurate god damn