#maaaaaaate

[zuppizup]

Today, it has been a year since I posted the first of three planned chapters of Zoom-mates... what the hell happened?! 🤣

[karajaynetoday]

Honestly just out here waiting for Ash to go full yobbo and get a Southern Cross tattoo

The true blue bogan badge of honour

[eggmuffinstudios]

“Sometimes you gotta stab people tho”

“Yeah- what?”

[panacevm]

Name: sloane Age: 24 Timezone: GMT +11  Favorite drink: mate, i’m a poor sod calling for water, but smirnoff mule will do as well (but for now water coz it’s hot out here!!! and taking meds so!!!!! stay hydrated!!!!!)  Favorite vampire movie: daybreakers, easy call  Plots you’re interested in: open-ended anything, i am the type to be baited by suspense and bone-breaking twists, doppelgängers phenomenon (these tend to be romantic), slow burn dynamics, mentor-student, unlikely/opposites attract collab, familial complexes, found families with a ton of friction, also anything with a violent thematic behind it like blood rivalry or some shit and then they end up veering off to an aside to achieve a common goal and having to shoot each other later, leon kennedy x ada wong -esque, will they/won’t they, basically also anything novel and new and fresh and weird and anything i didn’t list up there i will 10000% get behind  Gif that represents you: 

[hannobehrens]

@diego-simeone you were extra you're just... even more extra now with this URL

[whileyoursleeping]

the really weird thing about being australian is that you’re consistently surrounded by american media with american actors and speakers and so you’re like, “oh, we don’t sound that different!”

and then you end up actually TALKING to someone american or you see an australian in an interview WITH an american and you’re like

is

is that what we sound like to everyone else

[jolynesapphic]

everytime i try 2 catch an eevee my phone exits out of pokemon go like mate thats so rude can u evolve ur manners wAIT I ACTUALLY CAUGHT THE EEVEE MAAAAAATE

[ryanhawleys]

YOU JUST KNOW ROB’S GOING TO GO HOME AND BUST OUT HIS TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUMS FOR THIS

LAUGHING ON A PARK BENCH THINKING TO MYSELF, HEY ISN’T THIS EEAAASSSYYYYYY