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firstmatesharksteak

How dare you talk about our son that way!

It isn’t even the same SPECIES.

How much do you weigh?

" mm bout 13 stones, maybe a little more, has been a while since measurements were taken. "

Save Maccus, who's your favorite cursed man

"Palifico has been quite welcoming to me , I trust him nearly as much. "

So you don't think your father would be disapointed/disgusted with you laying about with Maccus?

Rolls his eyes

" Of course he would, merely stating a point that it's a lesser sin in comparison. "

Whats it like laying with one of Jones' men? Especially the worst of his worst.

What would your father say?

"Mm probably the most exhilarating and most terrifying experience a man could have. "

" Of all the things I've done, I hardly think this would be what disappoints him the most about me. "

When are you and Maccus getting married?

" He hasn't proposed.. "

Handsome

Blushes and clears his throat. " Thank you, my fierce first mate. "

firstmatesharksteak Is tha what we call it?

If you’d wish to put a name on it... Then fine. We are courting..

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