#machineconcepts

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mac meeting a guy who's really into cheating/sneaking around so he weedles dennis into being his fake boyfriend to get the guy's attention but dennis ruins the whole operation in the end because he can't actually abide letting the dude even think he stole a man from dennis reynolds

[psymachine]

episode where dennis finds out that mac actually never stopped going after the women he's hooked up with -- but now instead of wanting sloppy seconds, mac just approaches them in a gay best friend way and gets them to vent about the details of hooking up with dennis.

most of the women make a point of how bad the sex was, but mac is still into it somehow.

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mac and dennis start hooking up and the sex is extremely fine until -- either casually or during an unrelated argument -- mac admits that he's had better dick before.

despite being adamant about topping when they started, dennis immediately demands they switch once so he can pick apart mac's game too. but mac highkey gets off on the degradation and dennis has much less practice mentally distancing himself from bottoming, so it just ends up being the best & hottest sex they've ever had.

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i know mac wouldn't have gay friends, but i need a post explicitly canon macdennis episode where mac is reunited with some friends he made at the gym back when dennis was playing house in north dakota, and now he desperately doesn't want dennis to meet them because they're a bunch of shitty masc4masc, no fats no fems, muscle gays and mac told them all about his prissy ex-roommate dennis who likes annoying girly music/media and wears a ton of makeup every day and does drag sometimes

[psymachine]

mac & dennis situationship where they're not dating or sleeping together; they're only fucking on camera to make money on OF

[psymachine]

the guys have a sleepover except charfrank and macdennis are both currently entangled in complex situationships that they don't want the other guys to find out about -- so both pairs have strict "no gay shit tonight" rules, spoken/mutual or not.

but trying so hard to hide the sex they're having somehow makes it harder to hide than ever. both pairs spend the night sneaking around, avoiding tough conversations and stumbling into increasingly ridiculous compromising scenarios while trying not to get caught by the other two.

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i want mac to have a recurring background boyfriend for like at least 3 episodes and then there's an ep where he's really excited to introduce his first bf to the rest of the gang via an embarrassingly formal dinner. but he and dennis end up in a huge fight when dennis -- even more irritatable than usual -- blows up and storms out of the restaurant after the bf is a few minutes late. (why should he bother meeting the guy when he obviously doesn't give a real fuck about mac?)

the bf arrives shortly after, extremely apologetic. he's good-looking and charming, with just enough rough edges to fit in. he wins dee, charlie, and frank over quickly; makes mac almost forget about the fight with dennis. they all have a great time together. get tipsy. hit a bar. dance and drink even more.

at some point, mac and the bf have an intimate, startlingly serious conversation about what had happened with dennis earlier. about mac's feelings for dennis and their fucked-up history. about mac and the bf's feelings for each other and their possible future??? they kiss with emotion.

mac laughs to himself a little afterwards and confides that dennis has been such an asshole lately that he's been secretly using just for men touch of grey when he dyes dennis' hair. instantly, dennis peels off his hyper-realistic silicone mask and launches into a bond villain monologue about how he suspected mac was sabotaging him so he fabricated this identity and pretended to be mac's bf until he could trick mac into feeling safe enough to reveal his secret.

dee and charlie say that mac has been bragging about switching out dennis' hair dye almost every day at the bar, and they could have told him if he'd asked ever.

"dude you like full-on fucked me multiple times," mac says.

"no," dennis says. "you're not understanding."

hard cut to the gang back at paddy's later. everything is normal.

[psymachine]

thinking about: dennis getting half-hard while mac gives him a massage and not even bothering to will himself soft before he turns over to let mac work on his chest -- watching mac notice and practically daring him to do something about it, but only because he knows mac won't.