Your older relatives' houses look like this. This idea began life as just Stolas as a macrame owl, but expanded into a whole menagerie of 1970s kitsch crap.
We also have:
-Stella Sillisculpt
-black velvet Fizz by way of John Wayne Gacy
-2fer of Margaret Keane Blitzo on one of those log section things
-M&M Love Is
-and while not actually 70s, I think 3 Hellhound Moon lamp fits











