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Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

(Cash and Tilla take the kids to a lake for a cheap family vacation but get a surprise)

Tilla (Walks up to a sign posted at the lake's edge and reads aloud): Warning! Risk of giardia remains high.

Cash (Looks irritated and says): Who the hell is giardia?

Blitzo (Chimes in with): Is she a cousin of Narnia?

Tilla (Tells the kids): Giardia is a bacteria or a...parasite? I just know that it gives you really really bad diarrhea.

Fizzarolli (Tilts his head and asks): As opposed to really really good diarrhea?

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(Asmodeus is planning to propose to Fizzarolli, so he asked Stolas and Blitz to keep him busy while he sets everything up, and they offer to do all the communication between him and Fizzarolli so he doesn't bombard his boyfriend with questions or suspect what's going on)

Fizzarolli (Annoyed by the situation but still asks Stolas): Where you able to send that text to Ozzie?

Stolas (Nods and informs him): Oh yes. He wrote back right away. It wasn't as graphic as I feared. He wrote the number 8 = = = = = = = = capital D...Oh. I see what this is. This is a-

Fizzarolli (Lewdly chirps): Yep.

Helluva Boss Theory: The True Question Is NOT if Blitz Feels Any Remorse, It's Those Who Kept Making Him The Scapegoat For Why The Relationship Ended Up Failing Part 1

[Note: please do NOT reblog this without my permission...]

okay if anyone has watch the very start of Helluva Boss and even the New Canon that made the Original Pilot no longer Canon, but we could view it as Semi-Canon and taking place in a Alternate Universe and Timeline...

but yeah, Verosika might be getting better, cause after that "heart to heart" with Blitz, and she had to calm him down after he saw Stolas and "Better Than Blitzo Guy" who I'm still gonna call "Staci"...

were kissing...

but come on, even though she is kind of is redeeming herself, and cannot fully blame Blitz for why their freaking relationship fell apart...

did she really have to invite a Creep like Dennis...?

yeah, he might seem "sweet" but he was Sober and Blitz was Drunk and not in a okay emotional space...

which he wouldn't be in the first place, if it weren't for Verosika, Fizz, Ozzie and Stolas...

oh yeah, and Blitz ending up drunk and ending up in a drinking contest was also Bee and Vortex fault...

I mean yeah, those two go to Loona, tell her that Blitz is giving a "not okay vibe", and how he is "causing problems on purpose"...

Bee should at least make sure to check on Blitz as well, not just "let it be just his daughter's problem" and then "dance with her boyfriend"...

even if Bee and Vortex still have their good points, it still doesn't excuse them for being the reason why some people at that party TOOK ADVANTAGE OF A EMOTIONALLY NOT OKAY AND DRUNK BLITZ...

and it might be possible those people that he made out with, who were Sober or not fully drunk but still sober enough to get Blitz to do whatever they wanted, such as Dubious Consent.

also Blitz might also be a victim of a "Darvo" Situation...

which stands for "Deny Attack Reverse Victim Offender"...

and yeah, I still believe that the whole relationship between Angel Dust and Valentino isn't 100% what it seems, like in theory "Anthony" is the "Good Half" of Angel Dust, and the "Martin" is the "Bad Half and Was a Overlord that Owned Valentino's Soul and Still Technically Does"...

so yeah, it is possible that while Angel owns Valentino's Soul (but thanks to Vox and Velvette, he doesn't remember or the fact he is a Overlord...), Vox in turn own Angel's Soul, and tries to make sure that Val NEVER leaves the Entertainment District because if he does, he will be in danger, cause it means that Angel can do whatever he wants to Valentino when Val himself is OUTSIDE of the Entertainment District.

and the reasons Valentino doesn't go to the Hotel in Season 2, is because Vox and Velvette wont let him, because they know if he does, Angel's Personality will switch to his "Original Self" which is "Martin"...or we could call him "Martino"...?

but yeah, Dennis was obviously fully sober.

he runs off and cries, after Blitz rejects him...

and maybe at first you feel sorry for him, and think that Blitz took it too far, but once again, no one should feel sorry for Dennis...

because he and probably some other people at Bee's Party, were taking advantage of Blitz, even if it might not seem like it.

and it could of ended up a whole lot worse if Loona didn't step in...

although, Bee could of freaking step in herself as well.

it doesn't matter if Blitz had four tongues in him mouth, you don't let a dubious consent happen.

even if Stolas asks Blitz if he "feels any remorse for the things he does"...

but yeah, the big question is...what about you "Stolas, do you feel any remorse for YOU did...?"

like one of the things he should feel remorse for, is keeping secrets from his daughter, that their family was never fully happy.

and the only good thing that came out of his marriage, was Octavia.

and Stolas saying how he doesn't like how Blitz was "speaking to him now"...but what gives him the right to say that, when he has did certain things in past episodes that might be well, something Blitz should say to him.

Stolas might seem like he is "victim" of what happen between him and Blitz, but he isn't...and most fans can see that.

and yeah, I like the Current Stolas a bit more, cause this version can be redeem from the bull sugar honey ice tea has been pulling...

the only ones who are "Mother Freak Bucker" were Stolas, Verosika, Vortex, Dennis, and probably only half of the people at that Anti-Blitzo Party...

and yeah, Blitz is made to believe that he is "the problem" and that he should feel "bad" for "hurting" some of the people at that Anti-Blitzo Party...

but how do we know it wasn't his Dad, Cash Buckzo who dated half of those people but just used his son's name...?

he could of used a Asmodean Crystal, that not only can give a human disguise, but can also make ya look like another demon.

so Cash Buckzo could of impersonated his own son, to not only sleep with other people, but also to ruin his life because of the whole fire incident...

like the only people at that Anti-Blitzo Party, that Blitz did have relationships with, was the ones he did apologize to that weren't Stolas, but still...we cannot rule out that the others, were all just victims of Cash Buckzo pretending to be his Son by using a Asmodean Crystal to look like him.

and yeah, it might be possible all of that fire that happen, wasn't fully Blitz's Fault, the guy that Blitz had shoves, could of put out the fire before it had spread...

but the Horses could of started the fire but not on purpose but someone could of still moved them close to the tent so it could make it seem that Blitz caused it...

Fizz wouldn't do that, so him being one of the suspects is out.

the most likely suspects would be Barbie, Cash and sadly Blitz's Mom, Tilla...

and yeah hopefully this new theory is wrong, but it is possible that Blitz has a Distorted Memory of his Mother, Tilla...

but someone was kind to him like a Mother, he places the Image of his Biological Mother, Tilla in the place of the one who was truly kind to him and treated him in a Motherly way.

one of the likely ones who may have showed him a form of True Maternal Love, was probably Rosie from Hazbin Hotel.

I mean both Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss share the same universe...

but also the other that could of showed Maternal Love for Blitz...

could of been The Speaker, who for all we know, could of took on a disguise of a Ars Goetia, and showed a Motherly and Warmth side to Blitz...

but for all we know, The Speaker could of disguise herself as "Tilla" after the REAL Tilla had abandoned her family...

and the "Tilla" in that picture we see with Her, Blitz and Barbie...

might actually be The Speaker, who was the one who ended up raising Blitz, Barbie and Fizz when the Real Tilla and took off.

I mean doesn't The Speaker hold Pentious by his face gently, the same way that Blitz's "Mom" does when he is having those Hallucinations...?

and for all we know, when the Real Tilla came back, cause The Speaker had to go back where she came from, but didn't want to leave her adoptive children alone without a Mother...

so she had to call for The Real Tilla to come back, and try to convince her to try to be part of their lives...

but instead, The Real Tilla had other plans...

"faking her death"...

Blitz obviously blames himself for what happen to his Mom,

and for all we know, Cash isn't upset about his wife "dying", he is only upset about Fizz...

he could of been upset for both of them, but he possibly wasn't...

for all we know, both Blitz and Fizz are probably the only ones who are truly upset about Tilla, who they probably don't know that she faked her death so she didn't have to go back to her old life.

Tilla could of viewed it as both her and The Speaker getting what they wanted, even if it turns out it was NOT what The Speaker wanted at all.

but there was nothing she could do, Tilla was able to convince those that were family and friends that she had died in that fire.

and in some way, it is possible even if that theory is true...

it would also mean that Tilla could of used Blitz as her scapegoat...

I mean if Blitz had to choose between the Mother that loved him but had no choice but having to go back but would of stayed if she was able to, or the Mother that on purpose abandoned him when he, Barbie and Fizz were still Implings, and to keep herself from trading back with The Speaker, she faked her own Death...

I think Blitz would pick The Speaker...

plus besides her giving off "Mom Vibes" she could probably tell when something isn't fully Blitz's Fault...and if she had been "Tilla" when the Real Tilla had ran off and only came back because she was suppose take back her original life, but instead chose to fake her own death, and make her son a scapegoat for it...

she could probably tell that Stolas, Verosika and probably even Fizz, as well as Barbie, scapegoat Blitz for things he was not fully responsible for.

Fizz in a way had his redemption, and he and Blitz got their friendship mended.

both Fizz, Verosika, Stolas and Ozzie are partly responsible for Blitz being so heartbroken he drank too much at Bee's Party.

and Bee doesn't even stop him, maybe just give him some Soda instead.

Blitz believing that everything his is fault, is something that he really believes, and he shouldn't be made the scapegoat for people that have ignored his pain or acted like he was "jealous" of them, if that is how Fizz felt and what he saw, he probably is wrong...

even if Blitz might of not been happy that he wasn't "funny enough" to some people expect Stolas and a few others...

but Blitz was likely NEVER jealous of Fizz, he loved him, and they were best friends, Millie is like Blitz's Girl-Buddy/Best Friend.

also Loona calling Blitz "Dad" now, is a good thing...

cause she came so close to losing him.

and if the Hellhound Orphanage was in the Gluttony Ring, of course one has to question Bee as to why she lets Hellpups and Older Teen Hellhounds, be treated like that, and live in poor conditions...?

Blitz saved Loona from that, and possibly worse that could of happen when she aged out, which could of meant something bad...

Belle likely runs the Hellhound Orphanage, but doesn't know about the poor condition, she probably is only told by Bee that "it's all good and great..." even though she probably hasn't really been to The Orphanage herself...

so picture Belle making a Surprise Inspection and finds out the poor living conditions and the Hellhounds are treated like "Hell Critters"...

you know, like the type that is Keekee and Fat-Nuggets.

like even if Belle is normally sleepy, she would probably be yelling at Bee and probably be furious at her for allowing such a thing to go on for so long and how Belle should of known better than to not check the conditions much sooner.

and if Belle also learned about the "Dubious Consent" that went on at Bee's Parties, as well as Ozzie's Hypocrite Nature of saying that "Lust Isn't About Force" despite the fact he and Fizz tried to make Moxxie sing in the "lustful way" that they wanted...

I still like Ozzie and Bee, but I still can notice their Toxic Flaws...

not all Flaws or Imperfections are bad, some are good and healthy...

but what went on before with those two, yeah...it just takes time to notice what they did and what they allowed wasn't really 100% Okay.

and being a part of the reason Blitz got more in emotional pain, is one of them...Mam didn't cause that, and he cannot be held as some kind of punching bag or scapegoat for what those two took part in.

that goes for Vortex as well and him also singing "Mother Freak Bucker"...which is still a catchy and good song, but still seems a bit of a scapegoating...

and I know it isn't "Mother Freak Bucker" but I'm using the censored version of that word...

I wasn't planing to at first, but I'm gonna make this into two parts...

I'll make Part 2 either tomorrow or the day after tomorrow...

but I hope some can agree that Blitz has been scapegoated by others, and probably only some fans can see that...

heck, if Moxxie analyzed it, along with Loona and Millie...

they would probably realize the same thing...

I will say one more thing, that Blitz likely gets involved with those who have "Compulsive Sexual Disorder" and possibly Unhealthy Toxic Hypersexuals.

Stolas could of made the deal with Blitz, that they only had to hold hands, have dinner together, maybe watch a movie...

so like them going on dates that didn't involve, S*x...

but Stolas didn't suggest that, plus maybe Stolas and Blitz's Relationship will improve, and I think not just Stolas's Original Powers and Title was taken from him, but also the WORSE parts of him as well...

and in theory, Stolas could get his powers back, just not the ones that were taken, but he wont have his worse parts of himself when he gets his powers back...

I mean if I had some kind of powers like Grandpa Solomon (King Solomon, who married Grandma Namaah...)

I would allow Stolas to have his powers and legions back, but without his Worse Parts that is his "Darvo and Scapegoating Self"...

but yeah, I think Stolas is possibly taking the first few steps to his Redemption, and hopefully he and Via can mended their own family bond, cause Stolas cannot keep Via in the dark after her assumptions as to why Stolas took those "Happy Pills" he needs to tell her The Truth...

even if it might hurt, he needs to stop keeping things from her just because he wanted her to live a normal life...

and for all we know, in theory, Charlie's Parents could of been in a Similar Situation, but Luci doesn't have the courage to truly tell Charlie...

so he has to act like he "misses Charlie's Mom"...

but the whole "love" could of been one sided, he even lies to Adam about it while fighting him, plus it could turn out the only woman he truly had loved was the love that had fell with him into the pit he and his love had created...

it doesn't say that "love" was "Lilith"...

so Charlie likely believes in a "Fairy Tale Love Story" of her parents, that is based on Half-Truths and Half-Lies...

for all we know, Carmilla COULD of been Luci's "Love" in that story, but Lilith made it all about herself...

there is a reason why I love Adam (from Hazbin Hotel) more than her and Eve, I mean I did find out that my Bio-Dad didn't just cheat on my Mom with one woman, he did so with two women...

and it turns out when my Mom was still pregnant with me, he had attempt to cheat but a woman he tried that with had both a heart and sense to turn his sorry Apple Sugar Spice, down...

and for all we know, Luci was used by both Lilith and Eve, to get out of their Marriage with Adam, who was a victim of those two...

so yeah, it might be possible that Carmilla is Luci's Ex-Wife, and those wedding rings we see in a box in Season 2, on Carmilla's desk might of belong to both her and Luci...

and the ring that Luci had been wearing the whole time, might not even be a wedding ring at all...but it is made to look like it.

okay yeah, maybe I'll talk about the whole Carmilla x Luci were married, and Carmilla had been the "love" that fell with him into the pit that they had created...

I'll make Part 2 of the whole talk about Blitz being the true victim and being the scapegoat for others, maybe like tomorrow or the day after tomorrow...

I'm gonna go and sleep...so see ya later...

PS:

Not everyone has to agree with the fan theories that are mention in this...but I still believe that Blitz is being a Victim of a Darvo and being scapegoated...

and sometime I will talk about the whole Luci and Carmilla's were married or if they still are, they are separated...but Carmilla keeps both of their rings, Luci keeps a ring that looks like a wedding ring, but it is part of his own deal that he made with Lilith...

and the Cellphone that Lilith has, could of likely originally belong to Carmilla...

but I can talk about that another time...

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