reading the synopsis of a "greek mythology feminist retelling" is basically reading that gary the snail is actually a poor abused pet who puts on a facade of happiness around everyone because actually spongebob, his owner, is a cruel abuser and psychopath who runs weekly eugenicist meetings with mr. krabs and all of the customers of the krusty krab thus indocrinating everyone in bikini bottom.
one day gary meets a mysterious but friendly figure in his life after being beat by spongebob for 5999 times and the friendly person in his life is mermaid man.
mermaid man and gary form a close bond together after mermaid man divorces with his partner barnacle boy despite the fact that they really love each other and gary and mermaid man free each other from the chains that hold them and get justice from spongebob through the power of love
also everyone gets weird half cutoff versions of their names like spongebob -> bob , gary -> gar , mermaid man -> manny
this is advertised as the true 100% real story not clickbait and anything else you've heard is completely fake and propaganda created to justify terrible deeds despite the fact that you can just google the spongebob wikipedia and find out immediately that it's all bullshit
