Request : Can you please do the MMM suicide squad one? I’m so in love with the whole Mad Princess series and would love to see more of it!❤
How Sparky/Reader got her nickname from Harley Quinn. So this is technically set part way through Chapter one of Mad Princess.
Captain Boomerang/George ‘Digger’ Harkness x Reader
Family!The Joker x Reader
Part of the Mad Princess series
Nominated by: @novocainepictures (But everyone one the Mad Princess tag list will be tagged)
It was strange but you were truly nervous.
The first time you had met Dr. Harleen Quizel you’d been posing as The Joker’s sane sister and the last time that you’d seen her was when you were giving her the Machine Guns for The Joker’s escape from Arkham. You’d never expected to see her again, The Joker keeping her alive had confused you enough but then to find out that they were an item had sent you spinning.
But your Dad was smitten and no sense could be talked into him, you knew it was serious when he killed someone for disrespecting her just like he would for you.
From what The Joker had said Harley, as she was now referred, was excited to meet you but his grin did nothing to put you at ease.
At least if it was awful you could go out and get wasted celebrating Halloween that evening.
After getting bored of pacing through your home and flicking though TV you got in touch with Digger to keep you preoccupied and stop you getting too nervous.
Not that he helped any.
All he was interesting in was sexting or if this Harley girl was hot, he was such an idiot but you couldn’t help but be morbidly intrigued by him. He was funny, not that you would ever admit it, and there was something bizarrely charismatic about his attitude problem.
His anger management problems didn’t bother you in the slightest; living with The Joker gave you a thick skin.
The fact that he seemed to have a kink for your electric was also a big plus, he was a fool but it was only a bit of fun. Wasn’t it?
Thoughts of Digger where pushed aside when the door was opened by Johnny Frost and The Joker and ‘new’ Harley followed him.
The Joker led her over to you and she was barely containing her grin.
“Princess, this..” He threw his arms up in Harley’s direction, “My Queen, Harley Quinn.”
Quirking an eyebrow at the introduction, you reached a hand out but she jumped past it and through her arounds you.
Surprised, you froze for a moment and focused on not shocking her with your powers but she wasn’t letting go any time soon so you slipped your arms around her to return the hug.
“Nice to meet cha!” She grinned, went back to The Joker to curl up under his arm.
“Nice to see you again, Harley. You do remember me don’t you?” You said slowly, unsure of if she’d react well to how you’d lied so awfully.
“Course I do silly! You introduced me to Puddin’.” She grinned up at the Joker and kissed under his jaw making him smirk.
“So you’re not mad?” You asked, it was a pleasant surprise but your Dad must have done a real number on her brain.
She shook her head in overenthusiastically and gave you a grin, “Why would I be mad? I do feel a bit silly though.”
The Joker made a questioning noise and you found yourself feeling bad for tricking someone so open, “Silly? Please don’t feel silly, I’m a very good liar.”
“Yes you are Princess.” The Joker agreed, he didn’t attempt to keep the pride from his tone.
Harley shook her head once more, “No not because of that.” She held her finger up for a moment as a gesture to wait and stepped away from The Joker to reach down into the gun holster strapped to her thigh. She pulled out a small folded orange cloth before unfolding and holding it out to show you.
It was a pumpkin Halloween costume for a small child, probably aged two or three max.
You looked from the costume to Harley in confusion and you knew, without looking, that your Dad was following your movements.
“It’s cute?” You mumbled after a moment, still wholly confused.
Harley brought it back down to her chest and looked, somewhat, sheepish. “Well Mistah Jay said I’d be meeting his lil Princess and I just thought you’d be more lil is all.”
Now you could feel The Joker’s eyes on you as you took in Harley’s kind gesture, so you smiled and held out your hand so that you could take it from her.
It was soft in your hands, the softness that only came from children’s clothing.
“Thank you Harley, how did you know that I love Halloween?” You asked and if possible her grin grew even more.
“You do? No way! So do I!” She grinned, “Let’s go out tonight, paint the down red!” Before you could think she’d taken your free hand in hers and was jumping up and down, as soon as her hand touched yours she squealed as you shocked her. She jumped back next The Joker holding her hand.
You hadn’t meant to do it, it had been a reaction to the sudden contact.
Fuck.
Fuck fuckity fuck.
The Joker looked as though he was about the step to your side when Harley started to giggle and stamp her feet like an excited child, “That is so cool! How do you do that?!”
Floored, you explained, “I’m a Meta-human.”
“Omg that’s awesome! Could you like super charge an oven to bake cookies faster?” She asked, her face simply inquisitive. Relief washed over you at her instant acceptance, even though you’d hurt her.
“Never tried it.” You mumbled, still waiting for a delayed angry reaction that you usually got but one never came. The Joker wrapped his arms around Harley’s waist and she leaned back into him, he hand his fingers down one side of her face before addressing you, “Told you see was special.”
“Yeah, yeah I know you’re always right.” You mocked and stepped past them to leave, you could see their hands beginning to roam over each other and you did not want to get caught up that physiological damage. So you called over your shoulder, “I’ll see you guys tonight before we go out!”
Snapping up a jacket as you left, you ventured out into the autumn air with the toddler Halloween costume in hand. You knew exactly where you were going and as it wasn’t a long walk you decided to enjoy the crispness of the day, you often grew bored of being driven around everywhere with The Joker so it was a nice change.
Well, as nice as walking through one of the poorest parts of Gotham could be. As a general rule you were well known enough to never have anyone bother you, most people who owed The Joker would cross the street if they saw you walking down it in fear you might just be feeling incredibly chill about collecting a debt.
Digger phoned you during your walk and when you answered you were greeted with him shouting and yelling at someone in the background.
“Are you drunk already, Boomerang?” You asked amused.
“No. But this fucking idiot doesn’t believe I’ve fucked you, tell him Sparky.” He shouted and there was a commotion as he passed the phone over.
What the fuck?
You couldn’t help but smile, despite the abrupt nature of his phone call, even if he had called you Sparky – again. Another male voice came onto the line, “Excuse me Ma’am, er ,er,” He was nervous, so clearly he knew who you were and what you were capable of.
“What is it? I’m a very busy woman.” You snapped into the phone and tried not to let your amused smile show through your voice, messing with people was just sometimes way too easy.
“I’m s-sorry to disturb you but I thought you should know that there’s a man telling everyone that he’s had y-you in his *gulp* in his bed.” He was practically whimpering.
“Oh really?” You spoke slowly. God, Digger could be such an idiot, did he want your Dad to find out about him?
“The man on whose phone that you’re speaking to me used to work for myself and Mister J. I have never had relations with him, he’s sore that we fired him.” You explained slowly and instantly Digger was back on the phone slurring and arguing with you.
Laughing, you teased him, “Well Digger, I did tell you not too call me Sparky.” You blew him a kiss and cancelled the call.
You grinned to yourself, Digger was supposed to come and see you in a few days and you knew now that there would be interesting consequences to your little joke.
But you didn’t think about it for long as you’d arrived at your destination, a small shop owned by an elderly seamstress. There was no need to worry about an appointment, this little place was on the small list of establishments protected by yourself and The Joker, so no one messed with Ms. Janice the owner.
She wasn’t shady, or had any part in illegal activities, she was just lovely. You’d met her when you were a teenager and had gone into her shop looking for someone to adjust your favourite jumper. She did it happily and you chatted while she worked on it and you confided in her that you needed it taking out and made slightly bigger because you’d gained weight as you’d gone from eating very little on the streets to having actual meals after being adopted.
It wasn’t totally untrue, you just left out that it was an up and coming criminal who had taken you in.
Touched by you confiding in her, Ms Janice revealed that she knew you were a Meta-human as her son was, and she didn’t charge you for the work. So you decided to keep an eye out for her and you knew that sometimes even your Dad phoned her if he if found your teenage tantrums particularly confusing.
You knew she’d love your new plan.
After a few hours catch up with Ms Janice as she worked and promising to come round to hers for meal in a few days, you enjoyed the slow walk back to home. When you got there The Joker and Harley were in the front room watching a news report about The Batman.
The Joker sneered at the screen before turning it off and throwing his arms out for you to run and hug him, “Princess, ready for the witching hour?”
He loved to treat you over Halloween because of how much you enjoyed it and you were mildly worried about what he had planned.
“You know I am, but first!” You smiled and raised your finger much like Harley had done earlier, they both looked intrigued as you pulled two folded orange cloths out of your bag. You threw one to Harley who caught it mid-air and opened the other one up so your Dad could see it.
It was identical to the costume that Harley had given you earlier but the difference was that these were adult sized. Harley’s was smaller and tighter and yours was form fitting but comfortable.
As The Joker gave you a grin of approval, Harley squealed and did a little excited gig before throwing her arms around you, “It’s so cute!” She squealed before jumping back and pulling it straight on over the slinky dress that she was wearing.
“You don’t have to wear it tonight Harley.” You laughed and she gave you a confused look.
“Of course I’m gonna wear it! We’re gonna match, me and my lil pumpkin!” She giggled. You weren’t sure if she’d realised exactly what she’d said, or how sweet and unconditionally loving that she was being.
The grin that split your face hurt your cheeks but you couldn’t bring yourself to stop it. The Joker slipped an arm around you and Harley.
“Let’s go celebrate, I told her that she would love you.” Your Dad hissed in his low tones and you didn’t know or care who he’d aimed the utterance at but he was right, Harley was in your life now. You loved her already and she loved her lil Pumpkin.
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