Prettiest Priestess

priestess RP blog || +18y only

[oraclejalon]

Priestess Jalon RP blog || character is she/her || +30yo

+18 only

Side blog to @ixhadbadxdays

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Jalon Lore

IC posts: Oracle Posting

Joke posts: Crack and Funny

Fashion

Art

[laterkiss]

i want you (pathetic) (threat) (derogatory)

[suits-of-armor]

//I'm going out of town today but I'll be back Sunday evening. I'll be on here sporadically for the festivities but tomorrow is the finale for our DnD campaign so I'm not sure how active I'll be then.

[oraclejalon]

In all honesty, if my fiance came back to life, I would probably put him six feet under again, not copulate with him.

[imdatingurdad]

No medication has ever worked on me because i’m not suffering from a mental disorder i’m experiencing divine madness

[madprincesshours]

Adding some fancy embroidery to Princess Margaret's outfit for the ball. I changed her sleeves and the choker a bit too, but overall it's about the same as before.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

good advisor to an evil king constantly having to put on sinister airs and frame social reforms as wicked advice

[sir-big-bass-knight-of-ur-mum]

[click to scratch a knights head until they fall asleep like a dog]

[northirish]

My tummy hurts, no doubt because of my many sins and transgressions

[cunty-flam]

sex with a knight who hasn’t taken a lover in so long it might as well be their first time 🥰

[powerburial]

my apologies, madam. if i knew you were a weird and strange woman i would have followed immediately

[imdatingurdad]

No medication has ever worked on me because i’m not suffering from a mental disorder i’m experiencing divine madness

[johnbottoms]

hate when men have big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow . shut the fuck up

[oraclejalon]

So in communing with the trees in the Mysterious Forest, I have learned that they're lonely.

Your task, should you be brave enough to take it, is to venture in and make friends with the trees.

[most-mid-lady-in-the-land]

i talk to the trees whenever i hike, and i compliment the flora and fauna for their beauty, i think they need to hear it just as much as we do :)

[quiet-inquiries]

I often speak to the trees when I ride through the forest. Partially to compliment them on gow lovely they are, and partially to alert any bears I'm in the area. They're large but usually timid, unless they have cubs with them.

[oraclejalon]

This is making my day, as I'm sure it's improving theirs too!

Perhaps their claims to loneliness were mere exaggeration; they do enjoy embellishing.

Please be careful of the bears and don't get mauled.

[misscryptidart]

Bro this knight shit has got me fucked up. I just knelt at the alter of my maiden beloved and swore my body to her protection like how a hound begs for the calming stroke of his masters hand what the fuck is happening.

[medievalsquire]

found a coin on the ground. today's looking up!

[oraclejalon]

So in communing with the trees in the Mysterious Forest, I have learned that they're lonely.

Your task, should you be brave enough to take it, is to venture in and make friends with the trees.

[most-mid-lady-in-the-land]

i talk to the trees whenever i hike, and i compliment the flora and fauna for their beauty, i think they need to hear it just as much as we do :)

[oraclejalon]

Oh good! Another one who loves the natural world. You love to see it.

Almost all of them are a delight to speak with, and I'm so happy to hear they have you to give them company. I know they appreciate it.

'Ware the poison ivy, however. It's a liar.