So hear me out-
A new Disney villain is introduced and the villains react the same way the princesses reacted to Vanellope in RBTI.
Hades: Do you have fire hair?
New Villain:No?
Hook: a hook for a hand?
New Villain: No.
McLeach: Do you own an illegal pet?
New Villain: No.
Maleficent: Did you curse a baby?
New Villain: What?! No that’s awful-
Sykes/Shan Yu/ Rourke: We’re you blown to bits?
New villain: NO???
Jafar: Have you even kidnapped a child or princess yet?
New Villain: NO. Are you guys ok do I need to call someone-
Ursula: Then I have to assume you were just trying to do business but then some prince came and killed you?
New villain: Huh?! Are you guys ok??
Gaston: Did you have your true love choose some beast over you?
New Villain: No but that’s sad-
Medusa: Do you have issues with your parents?
New Villain: I don’t even know both my parents-
All the villains: NEITHER DO WE!!
Clayton: All right now for the million dollar question, did you fall from a great height to your supposed doom?
New Villain: Yeah! What is up with that trope?
All the Villains: They are a villain!








