incorrect quotes lol
(Shy and Bella belong to @appri-dot)
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Shy: I'm demi.
Me: Demi as in demigod, demisexual, or demigender?
Shy: Eh, sure why not.
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Me: Enough about being insane and evil! What about being insane and nice?
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Bella: Could you please take this seriously.
Me, trying to fit inside the microwave: My thick thighs prevent my escape from this cooking contraption, oh woe is me.
Bella: You are literally hopeless--
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Shy: Did you see the news?
Bella: Huh?
Shy: Massive storm- we'll be stuck here.
Bella: And?
Shy: AND that Flowers guy won't be able to come in today! We get a whole day of peace!
Me: Y'know, if you found me annoying, you coulda just told me.
Shy: HOW THE FUCK--
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Me: I have a small cut in my mouth. I am the most miserable anyone's ever been.
Shy: I'm sorry to hear that. Have some lemonade!
Me: Oh, thanks, I'm so parched and *starts screaming*