#maddielamb

[scarletlozenge]

99% of my D.D.D. gallery consists of stupid candid shots and videos of the brothers.

I even have a pic of black-out drunks, Lucifer and Diavolo, cuddling on the couch.

I mean, I guess they weren't "cuddling" as much as they were leaning on each other to not fall over on the floor, but still!!

[maddielambthemc]

I wad stocking at Devilmart and had this thought--

"Why does Boston get a creampie, but I don't? How is that fair? Why does Boston get to have all the fun?"

Anyway, it took everything in me not to burst out laugh-crying, and I think I deserve a trophy for that.

[scarletlozenge]

Lucifer rags on me about my horrible choices, but not himself? Why am I dumb for drinking coffee in the afternoon, but he's smart for drinking it 24/7?

And how are his teeth still white???

[scarletlozenge]

I'm becoming my grandmother more with each passing day. Poor Levi was standing there, and I meant to address him, and called him by the wrong name not once, but TWICE in a row.

It went like this:

Me: Beel-...

Beel: Hm?

Levi: ...

Me: I mean Belph— FUCKING HELL— LEVI.

Belphie: *half awake* Huh?

Levi: *can't decide whether to laugh or cry* Yes?

Besides that, we were all just thankful I didn't call Satan "Lucifer".

[scarletlozenge]

My MC, Madeline’s, RAD uniform (and extras)!

[maddielambthemc]

Remembering the time (literally two days ago) at Devilmart when someone spilled a whole bunch of ordeal orange juice on the floor, and I overused the Spill-Be-Damned powder, which made an even bigger mess, and I almost fell on my ass because the powder got in the soles of my shoes.

I swear the store owner only keeps me around because I'm the token human that proves how ✨️ diverse ✨️ they are, so Lord Diavolo doesn't get on their asses anymore.

I can't complain, though, because they pay well and my coworkers like me (maybe a little too much). There are definitely perks to being the pet human!

*Ordeal orange juice, for any uninitiated humans reading this, is the Devildom equivalent of typical orange juice in the human world. [Learn more]

**Spill-Be-Damned is the Devildom equivalent of the common "Spill Magic" in the human world. //I made this one up, lol.

[maddielambthemc]

How to get your demon-phobic human family and friends to accept your demon hostages besties, no borax no glue 😔

[maddielambthemc]

Daydreaming of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 things like being caressed on the cheek, cuddling, holding hands, staring at each other and giggling for no reason, pinching their cheek, kissing each other softly on the head, hairline, forehead, eyelids, and nose, laying down for a nap together, sleeping in each other's arms, dreaming of each other, etc. 😩💕

Ugggghhhh I'm such a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴. 😔 /j