Walburga smooths his already smooth collar for the fourteenth time and stares at him like he will bring Merlin himself back to Life. He is going to hogwrats. It's a rather big thing yada yada.
School filled with mudbloods. Go to slytherin yada yada.
Can you tell i lost my nonexistent writing skills here mb.
Orion is standing next to her and side eyeing everyone who gets even 20 steps close. He is also glazing??Gazing man idk. Maybe bro needs to mew ig.
Walburga then flies on an airplane and goes to Home sweet albama with orion for tea. Idkkkk. What am I doing What is Mankind.
Regulus steps?Steeeeps to the train but its gone. Oh no he missed teh train whatever should he do now??Uhm ofc steal a muggle car. With uhh random ahh pick barty?and pandora. Yes cuz that makes sense fully!!
Pandoras brother?Evan yes evan made her cry two years older and Bartys father forgot to tell him the platforms name so bro got lost. Guess what he has a mcqueen red lightening children's car!! Which makes no sense cuz its the 70s but guess what I changed the whole entire world process so its the 2020's now. Anyways they get in it and it flies??
"Absolutely not!" Pandors cries, still wiping her tears. " We should wait for the ministry-"
Too bad she is the only sane one there. Like i was saying...
Barty takes the car out of his trunk somehow dont question it. You are just a hallucination of?for?life. Shit they were supposed to steal the car but whatever i changed it mb again.
So now they fly high in the mcqueen car and reg is already dozing away even though the car is literally trashing here and there. Okay now...what?this is all my teaching of writing wasted. Why does english exist lmaaooo.
So they fly around and are infornt of teh trains and realises it and pandora screams her twin braids idk what to call it will search later.(this is totally not copied from the train scence in chamber of Secrets lol no way why would you think thatttttttt... I need to sleep.)
Wait is it call lightening mcqueen or mcqueen lightening??
Oh and yes dialogues ofc !!
"Crouch we are going to die and ITS GOING TO BE YOUR FAULT!!"
Barty hardly looks thrown off he is having the time of his life. The car thrashes(i know no more words) around.
And whoosh. CRASH. CRUSH??
It lands right on hagrids hut. The yellow lightening of the headlights flutter once before BOMBASH it blows up.
Also reg!! I FORGOT HIM I AM SO SRYY.
Hmm so yeah... Regulus gets thrown around like a basket ball hagrid appears out of the word vomit I have done and manages to catch barty and pandora yippee.
Does this count as writing? Oh, I am gonna post this it should count as writing right??Hope it doesn't go against the rules I am still writing a story so maybe not. If it does tomorrow me will deal with it.
The car is trashed. Also reg my boy uhhhh he lands on beatbox or whatever his name was. Beatbox thrashes(for fucks sake I think thats the only word I know..) around and flies off to America for Raising Canes yum. ( people mention mcdonald so its okay to mention it right?)
Beatbox and Regulus crash back two seconds later into the hogwarts window bcz my story makes no sense. And the sorting hat welcomes him. And..
The dark lord appears. Barty fights him bcz duh its barty he would fight anything. Pandora runs to evan and smacks him with her epic braids.
Regulus and Beatbox fight dumbldeore for no reason. They just wanted to fight something. The dark lord dies. Barty wins bcz of his slippers. Pandora becames merlin herself.
And Regulus and beatbox gets detention fo attempted murder on dumbeldore. They sulk while eating the cold cold fries of canes. For fucks sake season it would you??
Anyways sirius uhm he is ahhhh yes he is ahhhh. The rest areeee uhmmm. Cool.
Got that sorted out nice.
And then they all live happily ever after.
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I made this during exam season years ago when I had like zero sleep I wanna post it. Before I clean up my notes lmao.