Sep 28, 2025
Scrolling on Tumblr is like . I'm doomed. This world isn't for me. I'm literally never going to be loved the way I want. What the fuck is a dangerous crow boy
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Scrolling on Tumblr is like . I'm doomed. This world isn't for me. I'm literally never going to be loved the way I want. What the fuck is a dangerous crow boy
yes your honor i did commit manslaughter.... i made him giggle and teehee and haha
"where do you see yourself in five years?" sitting on a guy's lap with my arms around his neck and his hands stroking my back while he praises me and lists everything he loves about me
God will really look at eldest daughters and think. Hmm. Your mother is going to be the cruellest woman you will ever have the misfortune of meeting. She will also be emotionally manipulative and so so hard to love. Unfortunately you will love her anyway because you see in her all that you could be one day. You will peek into her past and see the same weapons on her that she hurt you with. You will want to run away from her every day. You will not survive a day without her. You will want to kill her sometimes. The mere thought of her dying will make it impossible for you to breathe. You will savour the way her mean words dig their fingers into the warm crevices of your heart because you're so so scared of the day she calls you down for dinner one last time. You will love her more than any man and she would leave you like she leaves them. This is your fate. It will kill you one day. You will never have it any other way. Accept your fate. Don't resist. Don't refuse. Don't argue. Calm down. Be a lady. Come down, dinner's ready.
You're Orpheus
I won't look back
I won't look back
I won't look back
I won't look back
I won't look back
I won't look back
I won't look back
I love you. I'm sorry
Seen a lot of posts on dash saying if women make jokes about beating their husbands men should be able to make jokes about beating their wives/girlfriends and just putting my two cents out there that. When a historically oppressed group says they hate their oppressors and feel violent against them, it's coming from a place of betrayal and heartbreak because they are tired of being dehumanised, objectified, tortured, mutilated and the likes. These are not very "historical" either because a lot of these violent acts are still being carried out today. Now when the people who were historically the oppressors make the same jokes and say the same things, it expresses an entirely different sentiment. Now it's coming from a place of malice and/or ignorance. It's reducing centuries of violence to a "joke". Think of how different it is when a black person says they hate white people as opposed to when white people say they hate black people. The oppressed using humor to express their feelings of mistrust and "revenge" is a far, far different thing from the oppressors using humor to belittle the people who are, to this day, still suffering.
Humor has been THE tool for spreading propaganda and misleading the masses for so long, one would think people would understand how it works by now. Dark humor is acknowledging horrific things in a humorous manner, it's a form of comedy utilising irony and satire. Irony works by saying one thing while meaning something else entirely. Satire uses comedy to expose and/or mock societal issues. Joking about beating up your ex and blaming it on her abusive boyfriend, that is neither 1. Irony, as it does not mean some other thing, you are somewhat sincere under the guise of a joke that you want to beat up your ex, nor is it 2. Satire, as you are not mocking the men who abuse their partners, you are "jokingly" confessing to be one of them. Furthermore, you're adding the the already massive number of people who reduce these serious issues to lighthearted humor. And hey, dark humor is actually funny. This isn't. It's never "just a joke" when the joke is someone's pain. Do better.
Need to get my hips grabbed posthaste by a very kind and shy man who's also maybe in love with me or I swear to all that is holy I'm going to smite everyone in this room
sabko "let go" karte karte bas ab ghulam ali ke ghazal reh gaye hai mere paas