Hamilton prompts
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“How does someone like you manage to even get in the door? What are you, the devil?”
“Dude, either change your attitude or I’ll change you!”
“The boat caught on fire. That was interesting.”
“It maybe only noon but I am this close to jumping if it means relief.”
“Why do you smell like bad decisions that make up for a good story?”
“After i told them how I felt, they smiled. My heart stopped beating.”
“I was just gonna crush my feelings deep with my soul and never touch it with a ten foot stick.”
“If I’m the devil, then that means you willingly drowned millions of lives all for the sake of aesthetic. Who’s more evil now.”
“I’m not interested in anyone—oh hello, who are you and what do I need to do to get you in my life.”
“I can’t help it when my crush falls asleep. They’re too perfect.”
“Why does this feel like a terrible decision?”
“I’m never doing that again!”
“I made them a flower crown. Do you think they’ll get stung by bees?”
“What time is it? Its a lie. Time doesn’t exist.”
“You’re going to have to force feed me that.”
“I don’t understand. Why can’t they just you know, get over it?”
“Some people are only alive because murder is frowned upon. At least in times of peace.”
“I’m not leaving here. I have found where I am meant to be.”
“Look at my son!!!”
“Can caffeine kill you? Let’s find out.”
“So, I heard from a friend of a friend you could use my help? Don’t be shy.”
“Here’s the thing: you can take my foot and shove it right there. Perfect.”
“I don’t believe in naps. It’s either death or ... what’s the word? Awake.”
“You can make something too heterosexual. You can never make something too gay—blame historians.”
“I refuse to believe in that but for your sake, fine.”
“1, 2, 3, it’s illegal to kill a bitch but they’ve always been the exception.”
“I told them my secret. They haven’t responded. What should I do?”
“Do you think birds purposely cause mayhem? They’re not stupid.”
“Stop it. Now.”
“You’re really hot but just shut up. Please. You’re too hot to die.”
***please pick one and the more details, the better (ie, pg-13, modern au, lams, coffee shop, musical).
I’ll be sure to add more.
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