#maer thinks

[maeryuu]

Odysseus, fighting the suitors: The last 20 years have been the longest, most tiring years I've ever experienced.

Odysseus, meeting Telemachus: It's been 20 years already? Wow, I can't believe how time flies 🥰.

[maeryuu]

Odyseus as a pokemon with a hidden ability that for every fallen ally, he does an extra hit

[maeryuu]

Ok but imagine if Percy had been a girl, Sally naming her Persephone. Because Sally knew that eventually she would have to let her little girl go to camp but knew that in the myths Persephone always returned to her mother.

[maeryuu]

Hear me out:

An illiad musical but there's a leitmotif for Odysseus lying

[maeryuu]

You can hear Odysseus experiencing all 5 stages of grief at once when Penelope asks him to move the bed.

[maeryuu]

I see people saying that is very unrealistic for Odysseus to beat Poseidon in 600 strike, but think, Odysseus can't pass the storm so when he opens the wind bag Poseidon gets cocky and is like "alright you win, but you still can't get home you idiot" and he is completelly surprised when Odysseus takes the trident and he's too stunned to fight back

[maeryuu]

As someone with issues recognizing my self, listening to the whole SELF-iSH album it's a religious experience.

[maeryuu]

Can't believe my favorite Will Wood songs are "The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know" and "Ideas Only Spread Because People Like Them, the “Free Market of Ideas” is not a Meritocracy, it’s a Set of Unhealthy Coping Skills and a Corporate Oligarchy, Wake Up, Man! Don’t Let the Lies Dim Your Light! anyway this one’s black box warrior", Talk about a pattern.