deer girl. warm tea. dainty trinkets & collectibles. long walks in the woods. wildflowers & berries. vintage film camera. browns & whites. watching her man stream. the people's fairy. alfie's angel.
hello minnie i’m back with the mafiaboss!alfie brainworms because yes i can. thinking about how in the priscilla movie she’s interrogating elvis about the ‘love scooby’ thing he’s sent by that other actress and wondering if it would be the same for mafiaboss!alfie? i can imagine him to be very high profile, and her to be a little more reclusive (which honestly, alfie loves) but one day she just fully snaps on him, maybe even breaks down over the press circulating rumours about alfie being unfaithful and he has to comfort her about it.
or, i was thinking about having a miscarriage with mafiaboss!alfie and he has to comfort you, maybe kissing your stomach gently as you sniffle, making sure you feel loved and appreciated in that sad moment. or, maybe a pet death where mafiaboss!alfie has to comfort you through it because it was your childhood pet and you were so sad to see it go :(
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oh my god 🦃 thank you for this i’ve got a lot to unpack !!! i love all angst so i’ll talk about them all below.
please don’t proceed if any of these topics are sensitive to you! i’ve handled them with care in my writing however i wouldn’t want to upset any of you xx
cw: angst (duh) , suspicions of cheating , mentions of a miscarriage (no intense detail) , mentions of pet death
1. i can imagine him being very dismissive in a case like this because he’s got more to stress about other than some random woman flirting with him.
you’d come barging into his office, holding the card already in tears.
“are you fucking kidding me?!”
“reader, i really don’t have time for this. what is it?”
“you’ve got women sending you love notes with lipstick marks and nicknames?!”
he’d just sigh heavily and pinch his nose bridge, “is that all?”
“what?! what do you mean ‘is that all’?! are you fucking seeing other women or not?!”
he gets really angry at the thought of you questioning his loyalty to you, “don’t you dare storm into my office screaming at me and then accusing me of betraying our marriage!”
“then tell me!” you’d sob at him, “tell me she’s just desperate and stupid!”
he beckons you closer, pulling you onto his lap while you cry.
his voice would soften now, “she’s desperate, my love. very desperate and very stupid. she’s doing an awful lot of wishful thinking because i would never even dream of looking at another woman the way i look at you.”
2. i imagine you’d be sat on the edge of your bed after just throwing your guts up because you can’t bear the thought of having lost your baby. you’ve got your arms locked tight around your stomach, hoping to protect something that’s no longer there.
“angel…”
“my baby.”
it’s a broken cry, and he sits at your side immediately, pulling you into his arms and cradling your face to his chest, his chin resting on top of your head.
“i know, my darlin’, i know.”
he’d gently lay you back on the bed, taking your shoes off for you and getting in beside you. he rests his own head on your stomach, turning occasionally to press a kiss to the soft skin.
“it’s okay, love. it’s okay.”
“it’s not! it’s not fair!”
“i know.” he’d swallow back the emotion in his throat because it’s not about him. it’s about you, “it’s not fair. i know. but it’s important that you know it’s not your fault. you didn’t do anything wrong, yeah?”
“it feels like i did.” you’d whisper quiet and solemn.
he’d shake his head, quick and snappy before looking at you with soft but adamant eyes, “you did everything correctly. you are not to blame, do you understand me? please don’t do that to yourself. it will destroy me. it’s not your fault and it will never be your fault.”
3. i think he’s the type to not see too much value in having pets, but he understands why it hits you so hard and he’s there for you, regardless of whether or not he thinks it’s an overreaction.
to him, it was just a cat. but to you, it was your best friend.
he’d come out of a meeting to find you still moping and crying.
you’d be sat on the sofa, holding the worn-by-time collar in your hands while sniffling.
he’d say nothing, but find his way beside you, letting you collapse into his arms. he’d hold you tightly, fingers carding through your hair while kissing the top of your head
“i miss him so much!”
“mmm.” he’d hum, unsure of what to say because, again, to him it’s just an animal. he’d give it a go anyway, “he’s still with you. in here.” he presses a hand to your chest above your heart.
“but i wish he was here.” you gesture in front of you, “i wish i could hold him again.”
“just think of all the memories you have of him. you gave him a good life, darlin’.”
being mafia!abs trophy wife? you're his pride and joy and he showers you in lavish gifts and trips and all the designer clothing you could ever want, and in return, all you have to do is be ready to offer up your cunt at any given opportunity. whether he wants a quickie in between meetings and needs you bent over your kitchen counter, or if he wants you sat on his face grinding on him after a long day. that's all he asks, and you're happy to provide
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ughhh, 🍄 this is so yummy!
18+ mdni , free use , p in v , oral (f!receiving)
thinking of him eating it for pleasure.
he worked his way up to the point of having so much money, and he gets to spend it on you, so he deserves a reward, right?
so all he asks is that you lift your skirt and let him bury his face between your thighs for a while until he’s satiated.
or maybe he had a bad business day, and he comes home to see you in an outfit and jewellery and makeup he paid for , and it just gets him so turned on and possessive, so he just takes you right then and there on the sofa
Sooooo I’ve got a question that’s kind of important to me. what kind of lockscreen would the different versions (“normal”, farmer etc.) of AB have on their phones? 👀 I feel like that says SO much about someone’s personality
also could I maybe be “💣” anon if it isn’t already taken
hi nonnie! you can absolutely be 💣 anon and here’s my envisioning of the different wallpapers!
i used ella purnell as the face claim for this just because i love her so much but i dont necessarily envision her to be alfie’s girl , just a filler! xx
‘normal’ alfie would have something of just you, but a picture he took, so something like the first one, but i can also imagine him having an embarrassing/candid/caught off guard picture of you as his wallpaper as well (example 2)
bouncer!ab would have something low-key but sweet, neither of your faces in it but it shows that he’s a taken man
mafiaboss!ab would be similar, mainly because he wants to protect your identity. a lot of people know who you are already because of him, but in case anyone doesn’t, he doesn’t want to risk putting you in harms way
farmer!ab would have a picture of you that you definitely don’t know exists (example 1) or something one of your friends took (example 2)
toxic ex-bf!ab would have a picture you two took while you were still together, or a lowkey photo of you, so when he’s flirting with girls to get back at you, he can excuse it away and say you were a stranger caught in a good picture
policeman!ab would have something domestic or cute because it reminds him of that soft side to you that no one else sees other than him and your son
military!ab would be similar to ‘normal’ alfie in regards to having a picture of you that he took (example 1), or it would be something that showcases the difference in your characters because he loves how opposite but in love you are with each other (example 2)
mafiaboss!alfie who insists his watch must stay on during him fingering you. imagine he’s fingering you (potentially fisting) and your cunt is dripping down his wrist and all over his big ass watch and it’s so 😵💫😵💫
kickstarting mafiaboss!ab already 😼😼😼
this is sooo him and he’s the cockiest motherfucker about it too, because it’s his wife who’s dripping all over his watch and he earned/ built this all for himself
‘fucking dripping everywhere like a cheap whore, huh?’
‘say my name, baby, you’re already leaking on my watch. might as well’
mafiaboss!ab who fucks u with his gun after he came home from killing someone with it
HELLO 😍😍😍 (even better if he killed them for you) 18+ dddne , gunplay , possessive behaviour , mafiaboss!ab , mentions of murder
he’s thrusting it in and out of your leaking hole while you moan around it, and he’s just talking about the things he did to that man after finding out who he was.
“he was threatening you. i can’t have anyone threatening you, darlin’. you know id do anything for you.”
and you’re just nodding while taking it
“had to kill him. can’t have you in danger. so i shot him. i shot him with the same gun i’m fucking you with.”
and yeah, you might’ve clenched even harder around the barrel, but so what? your husband was hot and dedicated, and he went through the stress of taking someone’s life to make sure you were safe and well.