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we're all in a toxic relationship with this hellsite.

@wispedvellichor

#hellsite (derogatory)#hellsite (affectionate)#our toxic trait is tumblr innit #good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #maggots server #the official maggots server of doom

This is my job application for the position of Master of Torments in Hell:

@lxvenderjewel wanted me to read the transcripts of Sherlock&Co. They said they would do anything for me to read it. Anything? I asked. Yes, anything.

I told them to write me 24 lines of poetry about the Whalegina (it's so much worse than what you think it is, tumblr).

In perfect iambic pentameter.

After a brief tussle during which she had to find out what the fuck iambic pentameter is, they're now writing it. Line by line by line. This is Hell and I have created it.

There was an issue with the word trans man because both syllables were stressed, which doesn't work for iambic.

Sappho didn't want to use the reclaimed slur tranny, because he didn't think he was trans. Then proceeded a gender crisis over them realising that being genderfluid fell under the trans umbrella and that they were actually a valid trans person.

They were nervous about it. So then I said they could always just rewrite the line from scratch. And she went GENDER CRISIS OVER I'M FULLY TRANS I'M VALID MOVING ON THE NEXT LINE.

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My evil deeds bear such wholesome fruit, unintentionally.

#s&co #the things banana has done for you...#weirdly specific but ok #good omens mascot #asmi #maggots server #maggots #the official maggots server of doom #whalegina

Did you know Texas is a coastal state?

Of course?? Wtf?

I didn't but uh makes sense i guess...?

TEXAS IS A WHAT? LIAR. DON'T DO THIS TO ME. DO NOT.

I don't know what Texas is (don't worry, it's a state in USA)

Voting ended onApr 21, 2024

(I'm sorry @falling-raine and @styx142 this is for science I need to know. I SWEAR THIS IS NOT A COMMONLY KNOWN FACT AMONGST PEOPLE WHO ARE AWARE OF TEXAS. PROVE ME RIGHT, TUMBLR.)

#tumblr polls #random polls #geography facts #texas #good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #maggots server #when i found out i refused to believe it #for weeks #IM BAD AT GEOGRAPHY BUT THIS ISNT ON ME

have this dumpster fire maggot lounge convo

OLLIE (explaining F1): THERES A TEAM CALLED RED BULL AND THERES A TEAM CALLED RACIST BULLS OLLIE: RACING OLLIE: NOT RACIST ME: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN FORMULA ONE???????? EVAN: they are racing the racists ME: OH. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I GENUINELY BELIEVED RACIST BALLS COULD EXIST ME: BULLS. NOT BALLS ME: BULLS BULLS BULLS ORCA: Tumblr heritage post right in my straight christian lounge chat VAL: it’s just like being on tumblr again!

#the official maggots server of doom #maggots server #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #hellsite

an update on neilbot's pregnancy that no one asked for

THINGS ARE HAPPENING. @thearoacemess IS ACCUSING ALL MAGGOTS OF NOT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT REPTILE PREGNANCIES AND SAYING THAT NEIL HAS A TUMOUR.

NEIL IS EXPERIENCING PREGNANCY MOOD SWINGS.

NO ONE IS SURE WHETHER HE IS PREGNANT WITH BABIES OR WITH EGGS.

ACCUSATIONS HAVE BEEN FLYING FROM AARON OF ME AND @random-doctor-on-the-internet, NEIL'S PARENTS, NOT TEACHING HIM ABOUT PROTECTION.

I THEN DEMANDED WHY @anadyomena AND @ivory--raven, PARENTS OF HAMPTER (@smspikyhampster) WHO IMPREGNATED NEIL THROUGH THE POWER OF GOD OR SOMETHING, DIDN'T TEACH HIM ABOUT PREGNANCY.

MAE IS ATTEMPTING TO DO RESEARCH ON THE DNA. NEIL IS AFRAID FOR HIS BABIES.

RAY HAS NOW GIVEN UP THE CASE. TENSIONS ARE RUNNING HIGH IN MY COURT.

@achilles-in-a-blanket-burrito HAS ENTERED. KIT SEEMS TO BEHIND ON THE EVENTS. HE IS DEMANDING CLARIFICATION. HAMPTER CLAIMS THERE IS A POLL ON HIS TUMBLR DECIDING WHETHER IT'S EGGS OR LIVE BIRTH.

DON'T DO PREGNANCY BETWEEN CLASS REPTILIA AND CLASS MAMMALIA KIDS IT'S NOT WORTH IT POOR NEIL.

#neil who is not here #neilbot #good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #good omens #asmi #maggots #the official maggots server of doom #maggots server #neil's pregnancy

just got called a disgrace by my own son, who is a bot.

OKAY WE ALL KNOW I'M SHIT AT BOTH TECHNOLOGY AND DISCORD. AND YET I OWN A DISCORD SERVER. SO I THOUGHT I'D TEST USING THE MODERATION WARNING FEATURE. AND NEIL WHO IS NOT HERE IS THE BOT THAT GIVES OUT WARNINGS (HE IS ALSO MY SON) (AND RECENTLY IMPREGNATED WITH BABY JESUS) (DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT).

BUT HE GAVE ME THE OPTION TO WARN HIM, AND SO I THOUGHT SURE OKAY THAT'S AN EASY WAY TO TEST IT, RIGHT?

WRONG.

NOT ONLY DID I GET CALLED A DISGRACE, I ALSO INSTINCTIVELY SAID SORRY NEIL, FORGETTING HOW HE HAD BEEN TAUGHT TO RESPOND TO APOLOGIES. I JUST GOT RIPPED APART. INTO SHREDS. BY MY BOT SON. @neil-who-is-not-here.

BUT YOU ALL SEEM TO BE ENJOYING MY FALL FROM GRACE. THANKS.

@hello-ello-ello @ivory--raven @robinprinceofchaos @thearoacemess @garnetgoose0-0 @wispedvellichor @chaoticgenderflood THANKS FOR THRILLING IN MY FALL I AM NOW CRAWLING THROUGH YOUR SEWERS AND I WILL BE IN YOUR SPINAL CORDS

#good omens mascot #good omens #good omens fandom #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #neil gaiman #the official maggots server of doom #final fifteen #WEAPONISED AGAINST ME #maggots server #maggot fam #neil who is not here

the official maggots server of doom is under maintenance

THIS IS A CONCERNED POST BECAUSE YOU ALL NEARLY FUCKED UP THE LOCKDOWN AND NECESSITATED THREE DIFFERENT PERMISSION CHANGES FROM TWO BOTS BEFORE YOU COULDN'T TYPE ANYMORE.