#magic bread

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[mara98]

Magic banana bread 🍞🍌✨

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I love bread

[mrs-k-cottage-witch]

Baking bread day! I bake as an offering to Brighid! Today my hubby made Nutella pancakes, and I made lemon scones and now I am making bread. This time it's just regular white bread. I hope it turns out all right!

[ace-of-spades-ezreal]

This is the shit I put Fate thru

[8:30:47 AM] Baetrayer: Magic bread >.> <. < xD [8:31:11 AM] Baetrayer: Beard* don't auto correct me phone [8:31:21 AM] Hellie Ace: MAGIC BREAD [8:31:26 AM] Hellie Ace: MAGIC BREAD [8:31:34 AM] Baetrayer: LOL NO [8:31:43 AM] Hellie Ace: MAGIC BREAD FATE BAE [8:32:01 AM] Baetrayer: EZZY PLZ!!!

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[dndinsanity]

Our Village Idiot, pt 2: the magic bread

So another time, a few weeks after the incident with the door, the village idiot was deciding that he was going to do some shopping.  So, he was looking over the things that he could afford to buy.  He happened to spot “elven bread.” “Oh, hey, magic bread!  I think I’m gonna pick some of this up!  It’s only 50 gold!” “Why?” “Well, because it’s magic bread.  It doesn’t run out.” “Okay, but we don’t ever actually need to eat.  We have unlimited rations.” “Well, but what if we come across a starving village?  We can share the bread, and get some goodwill.” “Yeah, except that none of the villages are starving.  That isn’t something that happens in this setting.  Ever.” “Well, but it might, you never know...” “Okay, you DO realize that that magic bread that you’re never ever going to need cost the same as a healing potion, right?  A potion that we might ACTUALLY need?” “Well yeah, but this is MAGIC bread.  And it’s only 50 gold!” “Yeah, but so is a healing potion.  If you’re gonna waste your gold on something, at least make it something that is useful.” “But it’s MAGIC bread!  I mean, it might be useful!  You don’t know!” At this point, the person who had originally started arguing with him had long since thrown his hands up, and three of us were yelling back and forth at him, as he simply grinned at us with his doofy grin, and kept repeating, “But it’s MAGIC bread!” and “But it’s only 50 gold!” I finally got so frustrated that I forgot I wasn’t my character, and decided to PvP him.  I had to get held back. I finally just ended up yelling, “GO AHEAD!  SAY BREAD ONE MORE TIME!  SAY IT!  SAY BREAD, I DARE YOU!” He was advised to leave quickly, and they’d hold onto me until he was safely up the street.

[lifes-a-roofie-circle]

I bought wheat bread that's 35 calories per slice and is 95% fat free and I'm still trying to understand how it exists.