#magic fact

[gavamont]

Magic fact: it’s more economical to buy a full size magic staff and break it into wand size pieces then to buy individual wands

[the-enchanted-mistakes]

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"That sad of an excuse of a caster hold true whats underneath. It's a repulsive, aquatic, sad excuse of a beast roaming the surface. Not even a proper Shoggoth."

[reallyrealsciencefacts]

Wishing on a star seldom generates results because the stars chosen are often too far away. The Sun is much closer and therefore has vastly superior wish conductivity.

[gavamont]

An evil wizard may curse you with a banana peel that follows you and tries to slide under your every step.

But a truly evil wizard curses you to be followed by a slew of banana peels, and all except a few are actually slippery. Every step you take WILL be on a banana peels, but you will never know if your next step will be a slip or not.

[gavamont]

Magic fact: people with foot fetishes are better at mathemagical spells because they are more enthusiastic for counting on toes.

[gavamont]

It’s weird to me that staffs and flying brooms are usually sold as separate items. A wizard could make some good coin if they could just make a detachable broom head for staffs.

And before anyone says it, yes I’ve seen the attachments available on wish.com! They never work! Even if they fit (their size chart is indecipherable), they don’t actually have any flight magic to them.

[gavamont]

Magic fact: you can succumb to the chaos magic. As a treat.

[gavamont]

There is a wizard we don’t talk about enough, and his name is Tony

He’s got a funny hat, he’s great at mixing ingredients, and everything magically tastes better with his mystical powder added.