'PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale'
[PS3 / VITA] [USA] [MAGAZINE, SPREAD] [2012]
"Well, it's time to take stock of my last 365 early morning farts, and just to remind you of the rule, only games I reviewed feature in the top and bottom 5, which may leave a few significant gaps, I admit. PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale, for example, a.k.a. Sony Smash Bros.. But I didn't really want to play that, just abuse it for five minutes. I remember thinking Sony must've been fucking kicking themselves for letting Nintendo use Solid Snake, 'cause it meant they had to make do with Raiden instead, the knockoff of the popular one that nobody likes. But then I thought, "Wait! Actually, that makes him fucking ideal, doesn't it? He's the fucking metaphor for the whole game!". It's in the same boat as the Justice League movie; it's trying to fight a battle three years too late that you can't win because your opponent isn't on the battlefield. They're at home, rubbing Brasso on their trophy that they got for winning the battle three years ago that you just joined, and are infinitely less well-equipped to fight. Still haven't played it, mind. It might be alright. Don't care." ~Yahtzee Crowshaw, Zero Punctuation ("Top 5 Games of 2012")
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Source: PlayStation: The Official Magazine (USA), November 2012 (#64) || RetroMags; dablais

















