Jun 20, 2021
Janet: What's the worst decision you've made while drunk?
Jack: Not to brag or anything, but I don't need to be drunk to make bad decisions.
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Janet: What's the worst decision you've made while drunk?
Jack: Not to brag or anything, but I don't need to be drunk to make bad decisions.
Omfg 🎁🎉🎈🍰🎂🌈 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Glad you escaped the womb and exist in a time where I got the chance to know you! Best wishes my dear!
thanks that’s really sweet of you
Jack x Janet ofc
OFC
who hogs the duvet
Jack would seem like the type
who texts/rings to check how their day is going
Janet, sometimes with heart emojis!
who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts
You’ve got a cook on one side and a florist on the other. They take turns. X3
who gets up first in the morning
Janet. I’d like to think she’s an early bird when she wants to. Then again, Jack would if he’s planning on making a huge breakfast.
who suggests new things in bed
Jack. Occasionally Janet.
who cries at movies
Both would keep it in, but Janet shows it more.
who gives unprompted massages
I think it’s nearly equal, but Jack by a slim margin.
who fusses over the other when they’re sick
Janet.
who gets jealous easiest
Janet. We know how Jack can be. X3
who has the most embarrassing taste in music
Jack, I’d like to think.
who collects something unusual
To Jack, plant collecting would seem unusual, but Janet would counter this with his collection of some brand-name utensil set.
who takes the longest to get ready
Janet.
who is the most tidy and organised
We know this is Janet. X3
who gets most excited about the holidays
I feel like both would, for different reasons, but Jack. He gets to use that sprig of mistletoe, but only for one person. :3
who is the big spoon/little spoon
It’s Jack that’s the big spoon and Janet that’s the little spoon most often
who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports
I feel like Janet would. (Wow, I did a thing. :3)
who starts the most arguments
That depends. Who thought about being petty at that point in time? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Otherwise, Jack.
who suggests that they buy a pet
Jack, but if they live in a place where they could keep pets, I think Janet would do this. I headcanon that she never was allowed to have one for some reason.
what couple traditions they have
Jack cooks dinner for various holidays and celebrations. He has that mistletoe thing that I mentioned earlier. Also, on a specific day, they’d have a cook-off. I just made this up, but this could totally happen! Movie nights, game nights...
Also, if they ever have a kid, they’d do a photo from each grade, from like Pre-K-12th grade. It was Janet’s idea.
what tv shows they watch together
Something mind-numbing, honestly. Or maybe something that they just left on and suddenly got interested in. Isn’t it canon that they watch General Hospital?
If this was in the present time, there would be an anime for them. That’s my headcanon and I’m sticking with it.
what other couple they hang out with
Either the Ropers or Larry and Terri. No, I’m not saying that because you asked this question. X3
how they spend time together as a couple
Cuddles! Bed! Cooking! :D
who made the first move
Jack. Janet is a tsundere that doesn’t want to say anything. X3
who brings flowers home
Janet. The florist. Also, Jack would do it more often, but he’s allergic.
who is the best cook
Jack. The chef.
Thanks for asking! :D
Is janet the only girl who "jokingly flirts" with jack??? Maybe it's the only times I take note of... but is it though???
They all kind of do to some extent, except for maybe Cindy. Janet’s is just the most fun to watch because when she does it, she really commits lol.
Janet: Did it hurt?
Jack: You mean when I fell from heaven? ;)
Janet: No. When you fell down the stairs.
Jack: Oh, you saw that?
Janet: We need a plan.
Cindy: What kind of plan?
Janet: A great plan.
Larry: Why does everyone assume the worst of me?
Janet: It saves time.
Jack: Larry, let's go.
Larry: [murmurs in his sleep]
Jack: Come on, Larry. Let's go!
Larry: [murmurs again]
Jack: [in a high-pitched voice] Larry, wake up. My husband will be home any minute.
Larry: [shoots up] Where are my shoes?
Larry: [runs and grabs his shoes before he realizes what just happened] Oh, Jack. That was a terrible thing to do