Bruh, I'm too sleep deprived.
So the leaked images of Spiderman 3, some people made the theory that Peter, Ned and MJ are in the sanctuary, pretty abandoned and dirty, but it seems like the structure and decorations are quite too similar.
So I can just picture all the messes and characters being chaotic in all the multiverse of madness that happened in Doctor Strange 2 (idk which comes first and I'm too lazy to look it up) plus, my shitty idea of Magicfamily stuff but including some extras. Like.
Doctor Strange: Peter? What are you doing here?
Peter: You didn't saw the news? I was accused of terrorism.
Doctor Strange: what?
Mj: Look, things happened and now we're fucked up.
Doctor Strange: Excuse me lady. I don't know anyone of you both.
Peter: They're my friends, they're helping me in the run.
Ned: we're helping him. It's nice to meet you btw. Peter told us a lot about y-
Doctor Strange: Listen, I don't have time for this. I have more important things to do.
Mj: wow, what a hero.
Doctor Strange: You can stay, but don't interfere with my work.
Mj: by the way, who is that?
Peter Maximoff: Hey. My name is Peter too. Nice to meet you guys.
Peter: oh, hey-
Doctor Strange: enough of this. I'm seriously busy.
Ned: you're protecting the universe?
Doctor Strange: y-
(explosions and screams)
Doctor Strange: yes.
Wanda: COME HERE.
Loki: I WAS JUST TRYING TO GIVE YOU ADVICE ABOUT MOTHERHOOD YOU CRAZY B-... Who are they?
Wanda: WHY DID YOU STOPPED RUNN-... Oh, hey spider kid.
Peter: Oh, hey... Wait, what is happening here?
Doctor Strange, sighs: You're not the only one with a busy schedule kid.
Ned: isn't that the guy who tried to destroy New York?
Mj: He looks way smaller than I thought.
Ned: what are you saying he is very tall?
Mj: I mean in comparative. Thor is huge.
Ned: I can agree with that.
Loki: I want to stab them.
Wanda: don't you fucking dare.
Doctor Strange, sighs exhausted: listen, You three can stay for the time you need. But I seriously need to work, so please, don't do anything stupid.
Peter: we won't, thank you.
(couple of hours later)
Peter, calling from his phone: h-hey... Doctor Strange?
Doctor Strange: what is it kid?
Peter: you know... There's any chance to meet yourself from other universe?
Doctor Strange:... what did you do?
Peter: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I SWEAR... But I've just met an older version of me who has naturally web-hooters in his wrists and other version of me who told us he was with his boyfriend Ryan Reynolds before getting here from some kind of portal?
Doctor Strange, sighs with the exhaustion of a thousand suns: all of you to the sanctuary. Now.
