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[carmineroyals]

the minimal ships: 3/? nadia & devin / navin 

[carmineroyals]

chronicles aesthetics / NAVIN BBS nadia tudor & devin stuart

[baggily-pantz]

DM: Shane, there's a monkey on his knees in front of you.

Shane: Who?

DM: In front of you.

Shane: No, who's knees?

DM: His...his own! How many times do I have to say it!?

Shane: No, wait...OH.

[baggily-pantz]

Distant upset bear noises!

Demetrius

[baggily-pantz]

Jack: Who the fuck are you calling skull face?

Dickledge: The guy with a skull for a face.

Jack:...You know, that's a really good point.

[baggily-pantz]

Wait, wait...are you guys rolling for dick size?

Lyrlli Windrivver

[baggily-pantz]

*in this game, I play a prostitute, and the other characters often call my baby whore, slut, etc.

DM (to a player who's kicking the shit out of him): God dammit, you whore!

Me (wasn't listening): What did I do!?

[baggily-pantz]

She has devil magic in her vagina.

Scott, our DM