1. Dionysus sets up a bar in Elysium to liven up the underworld and he occasionally drops by to talk with the patrons
Sometimes the other gods drop in as well (much to Hades’s chagrin) and at one point, Zagreus runs into the bar while doing his usual patrols and he meets a drunken Apollo who’s currently whining to Dionysus about his nth attempt of landing a date with a mortal
2. The river Styx is actually the best remedy for pretty much anything
Zagreus, ever-so-conscious of how he looks, would willingly die to a shade if he felt that Than would be dropping in anytime soon and he just looks like a mess —or at least messier than what he looks like
Meg might also take advantage of this if she left one too many love marks bruises on Zag, so yeah she basically clocks the dude every now and then just because
3. Dusa talks to herself while doing chores
This sometimes leads to her narrating the events she’s seen around the House —including cute moments between Zag, Than, and Meg (she’s a very supportive friend after all) Though she doesn’t go into details bc she knows she has the tendency to speak to herself, she does end up rambling about the little gestures the three shoot at each other. Little does she know that the other shades employed in the House listen in on her so that they can be updated with the romance as well, but at least they try not to let the gossip get to Orpheus bc that’d be an Oopsie