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you are in the medieval era and you have this role!
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You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it
you are in the medieval era and you have this role!
How do you feel?
great!! I love this
good!
It's okay
So bad. I hate this
This is similar to my real job!
Results/other
i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life
You if bugs didn't exist
the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.
This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.
Saw the news about Venezuela. Two back to back earthquakes, that's terrifying.
Powerful earthquakes struck western Venezuela, killing at least 32 people, injuring over 700, and prompting the government to declare a stat
update as of 11:04 EDT, via Reuters
Thousands of Venezuelans are feared dead. The U.S. Geological Survey, using predictive modeling, estimated that the death toll would most likely rise to the thousands, with a substantial probability of exceeding 10,000. For now, the official figure given by RodrĂguez is 164 people confirmed dead and nearly 1,000 injured. The authorities have not given an update for more than six hours.
Please redirect your attention to @carpenter-sab 's post. It has links for donations for relief.
i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die
it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii đ okayđ so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. đ„ș and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 𫹠and that is No Good đ ââïž hahaaa So. đ I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! đŻ Uh oh! đ There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! đ€š Whaaat? đ€·ââïž Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. đ I've been killing people,
soy yooo tu ĂĄngel de la guarda holiiiiii đ okayđ bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. đ„ș y si no te protejo, me van a: #ÂĄdespedir! 𫹠y eso No esta Chido đ ââïžjajaaa Entonces. đinvestigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ÂĄpuedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! đŻ ÂĄUh oh! đ Hay mĂĄs que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demĂĄs, ÂĄpero no puedes teneral! đ€š ÂżQueeeĂ©? đ€·ââïž Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. đ empeze a matar personas,
c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou đ bon đ alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. đ„ș et si je te protĂšge pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 𫹠et ça c'est pas Pas Super đ ââïž hahaaa Donc. đ j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% Ă©vitable ! đŻ Oh-oh ! đ Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interfĂ©rer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accĂšs ! đ€š Quoooi ? đ€·ââïž Apparemment ta mort a Ă©tĂ© prĂ©mĂ©ditĂ©e par des milliers de trucs appelĂ©es des "actionnaires". Du coup.đ j'ai tuĂ© pas mal de monde,
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y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me
all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs
âIâm just doing what Iâm told. If I am ordered to remove gold fillings from refugees theeth then thatâs what Iâll doâ, says police officer Michael Hansen. Just thought Iâd add this since not a lot of people outside of the nordic countries seem to have seen it. This is a danish police officer discussing a new danish law that says the police should seize the possesions and money of refugees to finance the integration.
He uh, skipped awful quickly to âstealing gold fillingsâ didnât he?
Original Article the image & caption are taken from.
Itâs real.
Remember that âjust following ordersâ was a claim made by the nazis who survived World War Two who were charged with warcrimes.
They also stole the gold from peopleâs teeth.
The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband
i did this for like 5 minutes . Consecutively. Iâm easily entertained
usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience
The only thing keeping me sane about qijiu is the headcanon that SJ transmigrated into SY's original body with his own system to save SY from becoming a salted fish. He gets to complete quests (extensive therapy) and do his hobbies without the looming threat of cultivation and sect politics. By the end of his missions he can take one person back into the modern world with him (Qi ge would say yes 0 hesitation)
Sharing this for everyone who stumbles on this post!! Please be safe y'all, def use gloves, mask, and make sure to have good ventilation! Always check the ingredients of your cleaning products before using them together! Please share this so more folks are aware, they literally don't be teaching us important stuff like this to prepare for the Adult Worldâą
According to the CDC, in 10 percent of those drownings, the adult will actually watch the child do it, having no idea it is happening. Drowning does not look like drowningâDr. Pia, in an article in the Coast Guardâs On Scene magazine, described the Instinctive Drowning Response like this:
âExcept in rare circumstances, drowning people are physiologically unable to call out for help. The respiratory system was designed for breathing. Speech is the secondary or overlaid function. Breathing must be fulfilled before speech occurs.
Drowning peopleâs mouths alternately sink below and reappear above the surface of the water. The mouths of drowning people are not above the surface of the water long enough for them to exhale, inhale, and call out for help. When the drowning peopleâs mouths are above the surface, they exhale and inhale quickly as their mouths start to sink below the surface of the water.
Drowning people cannot wave for help. Nature instinctively forces them to extend their arms laterally and press down on the waterâs surface. Pressing down on the surface of the water permits drowning people to leverage their bodies so they can lift their mouths out of the water to breathe.
Throughout the Instinctive Drowning Response, drowning people cannot voluntarily control their arm movements. Physiologically, drowning people who are struggling on the surface of the water cannot stop drowning and perform voluntary movements such as waving for help, moving toward a rescuer, or reaching out for a piece of rescue equipment.
From beginning to end of the Instinctive Drowning Response peopleâs bodies remain upright in the water, with no evidence of a supporting kick. Unless rescued by a trained lifeguard, these drowning people can only struggle on the surface of the water from 20 to 60 seconds before submersion occurs.â
This doesnât mean that a person that is yelling for help and thrashing isnât in real troubleâthey are experiencing aquatic distress. Not always present before the Instinctive Drowning Response, aquatic distress doesnât last longâbut unlike true drowning, these victims can still assist in their own rescue. They can grab lifelines, throw rings, etc.
Look for these other signs of drowning when persons are in the water:
Head low in the water, mouth at water level
Head tilted back with mouth open
Eyes glassy and empty, unable to focus
Eyes closed
Hair over forehead or eyes
Not using legsâvertical
Hyperventilating or gasping
Trying to swim in a particular direction but not making headway
Trying to roll over on the back
Appear to be climbing an invisible ladder
So if a crew member falls overboard and everything looks OKâdonât be too sure. Sometimes the most common indication that someone is drowning is that they donât look like theyâre drowning. They may just look like they are treading water and looking up at the deck. One way to be sure? Ask them, âAre you all right?â If they can answer at allâthey probably are. If they return a blank stare, you may have less than 30 seconds to get to them. And parentsâchildren playing in the water make noise. When they get quiet, you get to them and find out why.
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Can I just say thank you to OP for putting such a detailed description on this?
Iâve been a lifeguard for 6 years now and of all the saves Iâve done, maybe two or three had people drowning in the stereotypical thrashing style. And even those, like the save I made last weekend, it was exactly like OP describes where the personâs head is going in and out of the water but it isnât long enough to get any air. Mostly you recognize drowning by the look on someoneâs face. If someone looks wide eyed and terrified or confused, chances are theyâre drowning. That look of âoh shitâ is pretty easily recognizable. And even if you canât tell for sure: GO AFTER THEM ANYWAY. Iâve done âsavesâ where a kid was pretending to drown and I mistook it for real drowning, but thatâs preferable to a kid ACTUALLY drowning.
Also please remember that even strong swimmers can drown if they have a medical emergency, get cramps, or get too tired. If your friend knows how to swim but theyâre acting funny get them to land. And even if someone can respond when you ask them if they need help, if they say they do need help? GO HELP THEM.
However . If the victim is a stranger, I canât recommend trying to get them. Lifeguards literally train to escape âattacks,â because people who are drowning can freak the fuck out and grab you and make YOU drown as well. If you do go in after someone, take hold of them from the back and talk to them the whole time. IF YOU ARE GRABBED: duck down into the water as low as you can get. The person is panicking and wonât want to go under water and should release you. Shove up at their hands and push them away from you as you duck under. Donât die trying to save someone else.
Please guys, read and memorize this post. Not all places have lifeguards. Being able to recognize drowning is such an important skill to have and you can save someoneâs life.
Just incase!
In a water park once, I was suddenly grabbed by a child and he dragged me under the water without warning. I was going to get angry with him when I resurfaced because I thought he was being an ass, until I looked at him go back in and out hyperventilating the entire time. I grabbed him under his arms and began trying to drag him out while screaming for the lifeguard.
When the lifeguard got us both out, a woman came running down and accused me of harming him and said he had been completely fine in the water. That there was no reason to drag him out of there. The lifeguard had to explain to her that her son had been drowning, to which her response was to say that she didnât hear him call for help.
People seriously need to learn the signs.
http://spotthedrowningchild.com/Â really demonstrates how easy it is to miss drowningÂ
Also! You shouldnât swim alone. I doesnât matter if youâre a good swimmer. I typically swim 60 laps several times a week at the local Y. Iâve been swimming since I was three and competitively in my teens. I can swim a couple miles non-stop. And I recently got a really bad cramp mid swim. Luckily I was able to grab the lane divider and, in the end, I needed the life guard to help me to the side of the pool with his rescue floaty thing because my leg wouldnât uncramp and I was suddenly not really able to swim. If that happened while I was somewhere alone? I might not have made it. Never swim alone.
no iâm not obsessed with that character because of romantic or sexual attraction. I am obsessed because theyâre my little silly. my best friend. my pal.