#maidenless behavior

[doomsdayartificer]

"Unfortunately for you, you are a plagiarist."

[searsage]

Me: yay artfight is done! I can write that short Pwp that's been gumed to my frontal lobe! This is going to be awesome!.

Fucking frontal lobe: yeah that's nice and all but can there be a post khaara last of us esque variant by plot, where Al-an's 100% trying to fix his screw up but needs a body guard because all of his science buddies turned into flesh eating zombie architects and the is a pesky big whooping zombie emperor leviathan that in particular wants him dead, and Robins a highly trained military guard meant to get him to the quarantine zone, but like everything including the warpers are after any uninfected organisms.

And and the outbreak kind of resulted in Sam getting killed so she has some choice feelings about getting this pathetically hapless guy a free pass from his while mess.

But begrudgingly does so anyways because he's the only one who has the cure.

But like the khaaras mutating all the sea life, precursors and even humans into monstrosities and they have a limited amount of days before the network calls it in marks them dead and nukes the whole planet.

-checks notes- oh yeah and they screw at some point because yeah this is definitely poen without plot.

[tunnblr-username-generator]

Ironmaidenless

[theworldisadumpster]

In honor of no nut November, today we acknowledge the nutless, or in this instance, the ruttless, as today's wishes are for Tusk the Boar of the Emerald Grove.

Halsin promised this poor chap a mate, then got himself selfishly kidnapped by Goblins. Even into act three, you can find him at the Grove, horny out of his mind, maidenless. He hath no bosom companion.

Even though he was forgotten by Halsin, he will not be forgotten by us.

Rise and grind Tusk

[synchodai]

idk what it was like during release and ea, but apparently people (mainly straight men) had a problem with gale cause they ended up accidentally romancing him and got uncomfortable about it. ofc there's the obvious homophobia aspect of it, but every time i see or hear about a straight gamer bro ranting cause a male video game character flirted with them, i can't help but feel sorry for these people because it reveals that they are so unused to being anyone's unrequited crush that they never developed the proper response to it so much so that it induces panic in them when exposed to it in a fictional setting.

[133mzh]

Yes… Tarnished, are we? Come to the lands between for the Elden Ring, hmm? Of course you have, no shame in it. Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless.

[grismavessel]

The Submas Twins judge thee based on your maidenless behavior

[martinuche]

Jumpy goat simulator ftw