Wanna hear a secret?
We don’t have a Red Lobster in Maine.

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Wanna hear a secret?
We don’t have a Red Lobster in Maine.
Christmas card season in Maine
i.e explaining “yes, moosehead trail, moosehead is one word, zipcode is...” to confused relatives From Away
The bus I'm riding just stopped for a real and the driver gave us a passphrase for getting back on. It's "the moose is hunkerin' down for the winter". Jesus fuck what's wrong with this state
The Holy Donut Portland, Maine
There is a picture of a moose in my room at the doctors :/