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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Apritello, Fan Art, Sass and Your Face.

[kleptotello]

Casey: If being sexy was a crime, I’d be in jail.

Donnie: For tax fraud.

[kleptotello]

Headline of the day?

(*Note: while this is funny at first glance, I gotta say, the use of bath salts in Central Maine is still going strong and it’s sad and unbelievably scary. While you might not know someone is on PABS… there are signs.)

[kleptotello]

Leo: We've got to do something. Donnie, maybe you can interface with the computer and reprogram it to let them go.

Donnie: Maybe you can interface with my ass. By biting it.

[pinkfeathersart]

Based on this post by @forgetful-nerd

I somehow can't seem to keep a consistent style for my silly little comics, and it does not help that I haven't really figured out the 2012 turtles yet lol. One thing that never changes is the derpy first draft in MS Paint

[swampedyeva]

If only 2012 writers weren't cowards and made her actually badass 😔

Anyway, based on that one episode in s2 where Karai tried to capture April for Shredder, and the turtles had to save her (also thats how they made up after the whole batdad situation). Obviously, she couldn't defeat them on her own, but I wish we could see April putting up a bit more of a fight.

[kleptotello]

It’s giving “Vogon Poetry.”

[kleptotello]

Sharing here, in case you would like to know which businesses to support if you’re ever in Portland, ME.

(This is where 🧊 agents are currently believed to be staying and so many community members are afraid to go outside. Business owners came together to commit to not serving these agents while they are in town.)

[prokopetz]

I thinks folks expressing incredulity at the quality of the writing and composition in Calvin and Hobbes are often missing the context that Bill Watterson is arguably the most influential sequential artist of his generation. Like, this is a guy who once told the editors of nationally syndicated newspapers to go fuck themselves when they wanted to mess with his panel layouts, and not only did he keep his job, he got his way. He could have had literally any gig he wanted, and he chose to be the Sunday funnies guy because that's what made him happy. He's basically the Weird Al of sequential art.

[revelware]

Watterson considers comics to be as true an art form as painting and films and literature, capable of reaching just as high as any other medium. Calvin and Hobbes isn't accidentally high art. Watterson made it what it is on purpose. And when he was done, he stopped. No movie, no spinoff, no reboot. He considers the comic to be its completed form, in exactly the medium it is supposed to be. He believed in comics in a way few others ever have, and he fought tooth and nail for the right to take his own work, jokes and all, seriously.

[kleptotello]

I read Calvin & Hobbes every Sunday as a kid. While I rarely saw eye-to-eye with Calvin, Watterson’s writing deeply influenced my sense of humor and irony. I’m likely not the only millennial who feels this way.

As an adult with children, I can still get something out of C&H. I understand Calvin a little better now, watching my kids grow up with far more than I ever had. I can finally see how such a chaotic, unfocused, and occasionally downright self-centered little dude is also capable of true empathy, profound insight, curiosity, artistry, and love.

If you have never read Calvin & Hobbes, I hope that you do. If you have, I invite you to revisit it often.

[kleptotello]

The Nightmare N*zi Squad has arrived in my state and it’s as f*cking horrific as promised.

[68spidey]

“I sense bugs danger approaching.”

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Don’t repost, copy, or trace my work

[cesarin]

Cockroach again ?

[kleptotello]

No one can tell me that Donnie, even if it was deep in his subconscious, didn’t know and take full advantage of the fact that Ralph was petrified of bugs when he chose his pet.

[kleptotello]

10+ years later and I’m just now seeing that autocorrect turned “Raph” into “Ralph.” Ouch.

[kleptotello]

Why you a reindeer, Donnie?

[dorkjitsu]

Because he pulls everyone’s weight in this family.

>_>

[kleptotello]

@dorkjitsu came out swinging one year and I’ve been reblogging ever since.

[kleptotello]

‘Tis the season…

[aroacepagans]

Pagan holiday’s are fun cus no one can figure out if they should preface their holiday greatings with “happy” “merry” or “blessed”

[aroacepagans]

@greed-the-dorkalicious you’re right and you should say it

[redstopgringo]

Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.

[the-other-sandy]

At this point, I'm willing to hear Pinky's platform.

[kleptotello]

Casey: How much have you had to drink?

Donnie: In my life or tonight?

Casey: Tonight.

Donnie: Well, that's hard to say; you see, I've been drinking.

[kleptotello]

(Donnie walks in on Casey and Raph doing just about anything.)

Raph: How long have you been standing there?

Donnie: Long enough for curiosity to turn into regret.

[kleptotello]

They rebooted Gumball!? How did I not know this?! @suthnmeh Did you know this??

Is it wonderful??? Oh, please let it be wonderful.

[kleptotello]

Leo: Donnie, your performance is good but you have to learn to deal with ambiguity.

Donnie: Did I just get blamed for your indecisive leadership?

Leo: I’m not indecisive; I’m flexible.

Donnie: That would explain how your head got where it is.