#majiyama

[katagogo]

Dead Souls is the zombie movie Majima had been wanting to make since 2005

Why has he written Saejima out, why is his denouement having a bad case of the sniffles, why does he think Ryuji needs a robot arm, why does he write Kiryu like that (no wait I know the answer to that last one), why does he include a scene where Kiryu finds his divorce safe full of wedding rings and alcohol, why is he clearly wanting me to think he and Akiyama are fucking in the bushes

Otherwise ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

[saberdramon]

sky finance couch sex real you can go read all 9k words of it now. here are some tags to convince you of how cool and fun it is

[manholemajima]

hi GAY BOYS. i've been posting a few drabbles lately, if anyone is interested. my other rgg works are here as well :3 okey thank you bye

[sketchvicious]

“Oi, ya didn’t tell me ya had a starrin’ role in this one, TOM NOOKさん〜”

“Hey, I’m a GOOD moneylender. Remember who bought you that new toy, hm?”

(What Majima doesn’t know is that he’ll be paying that Switch off with interest for the rest of the year 😙 🎶)

Inspired by a conversation with @criminaldelights , here’s the animal crossing/yakuza crossover nobody needed :’D 💕

[saberdramon]

thinking of it. akiyama's probably the more likely candidate for a person who would have weird alley sex with majima because not only would he reciprocate weird advances he'd also be making some himself. as a bit. until it's no longer a bit but this time it's less weird and bad and maybe even fun if you play your cards right

[saberdramon]

i think the headcanon im going with now is that couch sex happened and through more carcass metaphors and patriarch misery majima keeps returning to sky finance after that, and eventually the post-sex stops being complete weird silence which does take a good few tries admittedly, even if they never talk about anything that matters. it's like, oh did you hear about that new movie, or have you ever tried that restaurant, and whatever. it's casual and meaningless and momentary and that's doable. it makes things a little less miserable for a while. until y4 of course when akiyama learns about majima's baggage and now they Can't go back to just, meaningless sex, because things are too serious, and have you talked to saejima about this? maybe you should talk to saejima about this before you come back. and majima never talks to saejima about it and now things are just kind of worse than when they started, kind of, and maybe he should throw the carcass back into the ocean and kill all wants and needs and desires forever, for good this time

[saberdramon]

while the couch sex is not an argument that majima and akiyama would have some kind of healthy and good relationship should they try to make that a thing, which they wouldn't do because fucking look at them, i do think there is Potential for majima to repair aspects of his relationship with sex with a person like akiyama, whose experience with sex i would argue is relatively ordinary and includes such hits as "lube is essential" and "foreplay is fun and also pretty essential" and "i should probably make sure that what we're about to do is cool for the both of us." whereas majima. well. gesturing at the hole. and sagawa perhaps. and whatever the one time that lead to mirei getting pregnant was like. and the speculative one time with saejima that must've been impulsive and kind of bad because they were both inexperienced and unprepared and young. bonus points if it happened within days of the hit and they never talked about it properly after btw

[saberdramon]

majima and akiyama being in a weird flirtatious situationship pre-y4 which leads to majima looking extra miserable at akiyama's club because of fucking course yasuko had to end up there when she finally turned up and now they have to have this whole conversation in front of minami and everyone while pretending they didn't fuck nasty one night on sky finance's awful couch after one too many glasses of wine. send tweet