No union is mo' profound than marriage, fo' it embodies tha highest idealz of love, fidelity, devotion, sacrifice, and crew. In formin a marital union, two playas be- come suttin' pimped outa than once they were, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho fo' realz. As a shitload of the petitioners up in these cases demonstrate, marriage embodies a ludd dat may endure even past dirtnap. Well shiiiit, it would misunderstand these pimps n' dem hoes ta say they disrespect tha scam of marriage. Their plea is dat they do respect it, respect it so deeply dat they seek ta find its fulfillment fo' theyselves. Their hope aint ta be condemned ta live up in loneliness, excluded from one of civilization’s crazy oldschool institutions. They ask fo' equal dignitizzle up in tha eyez of tha law. Da Constipation grants dem dat right. Da judgment of tha Court of Appeals fo' tha Sixth Circuit is reversed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! It be so ordered.