#make fun of

[the-ephemeral-ethereal]

But now it seems possible that the truth about getting older is that there are fewer and fewer things to make fun of until finally there is nothing you are sure you will never be.

from Dept. of Speculation by Jenny Offill

[teachinginreallife]

When I talk about things I used to do as a kid and students make fun of me

[rickmctumbleface]

Trust me, the large person you are about to mock is very much aware of their size. They think about it a lot, even without your helpful reminder. Your commentary will only serve to give them lifelong pain, even if they someday lose weight, and to temporarily satisfy your childish urge to be cruel, even if you someday grow up. Let it go, and look in the mirror sometime. You are far from perfect yourself, just like the rest of us.

[typicalloserblog]

I’m scared of owls now

IVE NEVER HEARD OR SEEN SN OWL IRL BEFORE SO I WKULFNT KNOW WHAT THIS SOUND LIKE AND ALL THAT JAZZ

SO HERE I AM FOING MY HOMEWORK LAST MINUTE AND I HEAR THIS NOISE, I IGNORE IT BUT T H E N I STOP FOR S MINUTE SND THEN THIS FUCKING FUCKER JUST CALLS OUT SO L O U D IM SCARED

[ajkiel89]

let’s teach him a lesson.

[szyw]

[pastormike1976]

Words of wisdom concerning mockery