(It's That JoJo's AU! Calling @notanidjit and all other interested parties - let's go JoJo! Kinda wanna give this a part 4 feel to it, since that's where the anime is right now.) -- Akatsuka City was a bustling place to live. Filled with interesting places to see and people to meet, it was the proud hometown of a couple up-and-coming pop idols, a set of nationally known sextuplets, an international super-businessman who rose out of nowhere, and many other thoroughly unique individuals who added to the city's character. However, there are those who say that there is something more sinister lurking beneath the surface of this otherwise sunny city. Some blame the self-aware talking worms, some say the stray cat problem is spiraling out of control. Still others think that the easy access to gambling in town has corrupted the young adults. Well, they're not wrong, but that's not what this story is about. This is a tale of how some the residents of Akatsuka city found themselves with uncanny powers - powers that allowed them to stand out from the rest of humanity. Some used them for good, some for evil, some for their own gain and some to help others. But where did they come from? What triggered their beginnings? And why is it that local idiot Matsuno Osomatsu only uses his to cheat at pachinko? This is the start of that idiot's journey. This is Oso's Bizarre Adventure.