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jenn. | 28 | they/them | bisexual @thedarkstrategist 💕

[idlelhands]

adam taurus getting owned and beat the fuck up: a small compilation

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[bellwethers]

I love her.

[princesonic]

I dunno, stop apologizing for your art. This includes not posting enough, too much, changing style, inconsistent style, repetition, subject. Its your art its your expression. Have fun.

[penandinkprincess]

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

[roycohn]

every day i get on threads and see someone reinventing the kind of man sabrina carpenter sang about

[towerofglass]

[psi-hate]

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[alexandria-monik-art]

Korra sketches

[toodrunktofindaurl]

haircut

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[tizeline]

Yeehaw I wanted to practice drawing action poses and also I've been in a huge Avatar mood lately so here's a bunch of Avatar charcaters (included little mini Sokka, Suki, Bolin and Mako cuz I felt bad about them not being included)

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[driftwoodsix]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[busket]

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

[mbrainspaz]

idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I've gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I've spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I've never been more respected and appreciated. Also--when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company's operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.