#make no plans

[trans-girl-uchiha-itachi]

HELL FUCKING YES IT'S TIME. in today's very exciting episode of make no plans, it's... the body horror we've all been waiting for!!!

and also SEVERAL surprise tools that will help harm affect us later now :)

[mafaldaknows]

Current mood 🙄🥱😴

[trans-girl-uchiha-itachi]

*emerges from ao3 covered in blood* I FINISHED MAKE NO PLANS

you can read the epilogue on ao3 here (or on my shiny new fic mirror website here), or start from the beginning here (mirror). for the uninitiated, make no plans (and none can be broken) is a "short crack crossover" that i was going to "just knock out quickly and get back to writing other stuff" in which hyūga hinata sets a record for the voldemort defeat any% speedrun and then gets bodied by the elder wand.

and if that wasn't enough fifth-year-defense-professor AU for you, my bestie @combat-epistemologist has finally also started posting their take on the concept, behind the demiguise curtain. please join us in the worldbuilding dimension! there's gonna be so much information about the english civil war in here!!

[trans-girl-uchiha-itachi]

DING DING DING DING new make no plans just dropped!!! in this chapter:

hinata is in a romcom; everyone around her is lowkey in a psychological horror novel

you've heard of pureblood families doing Weird Pagan Ritual Magic, now get ready for pureblood families doing Weird Christian Ritual Magic!

hinata, encountering an english formal garden for the first time and judging it by the aesthetic principles of japanese garden design: this isn't anything. what were you even trying to do here??

the scene where umbridge refers to itachi as "mr chihuahua" the entire time

...and more!

we are headed into the fucking endgame, besties, so get strapped in and put on your PPE >:)

[trans-girl-uchiha-itachi]

me: *struggling to find historical flight schedules for heathrow departures in 1995*

@combat-epistemologist, long-suffering: you can just make things up, you know--

me: no!! i can't just make things up! i just KNOW that i'll get it wrong somehow and knowing my audience i'll get comments like "the airbus zillyhoo doesn't have enough fuel capacity to get to estonia, DUH" or "EVERY idiot knows that heathrow didn't start serving JZRO until 2008"!!

me: *several deep breaths*

me: besides, i'm having a good time. look at this 2000s-ass website.

@combat-epistemologist, dubiously: if you say so.

[trans-girl-uchiha-itachi]

hiiiiiii it's new fic :3

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[trans-girl-uchiha-itachi]

the "umbridge mispronouncing 'hyūga' a different way every time" bit was all fun and games right up until i found myself writing a scene from umbridge's pov where she refers to itachi as "mr chihuahua" the entire time