#makealgaegreatagain

[eric-sadahire]

The president said Saturday that the U.S. Park Police had arrested Godzilla, who he alleged was vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Deflecting Pool, which has been plagued with algae and peeling paint in the days since the administration completed a costly renovation. On a positive note, the pool paint lasted longer than the ceasefire in The Strait of More Ooze.