Kakashi and Gai on a date :
Kakashi : I am cold.
Gai : MY RIVAL DOES NOT DESERVE TO ENDURE THE HARSH WINDS! *piles him with five thick jackets*
Kakashi (suffocating) : Gai.... That's enough-
Kakashi : *collapes*
Gai (gasps) : Rival.......?
Naruto and Sasuke on a date :
Naruto : Sasuke, I am cold.
Sasuke : *does Fire Style Jutsu*
Naruto (screams) : SASUKE I DIDN'T MEAN LIGHT UP THE FUCKING CITY!
Sasuke (cocks head at his side) : But you were..... cold?
Naruto (grumbles but is secretely amused) : Teme....
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I am sorry if this is not as funny....
















