#makeup artist problems

[thevikinggoddess]

I'll give you a blow job if you clean all my makeup brushes😂

[ahoycharnas]

seriously though, i need to know if the makeup team puts any sort of highlighter on dean/jensen to get that glorious glow on his cheekbones, because if they are.. I NEED THAT SHIT.

I MEAN..WOULD YOU PLEASE LOOK AT THAT SUBTLE, MAGNIFICENT, LIT FROM WITHIN SKIN. I CAN’T.

#welcome to the life of a makeup artist

[goldfishattentionspan]

When you start complaining that there's blood all over the place and you terrify your SO cause you forget to mention to them that it's fake

[kproductsbeauty]

These 23 Things Really Annoy Sephora Staff

If you're doing any of this, STAWP.

I think I do some of these.

[demuresamurai]

haunt family:

303 days til next Halloween.

[kleptotello]

I watching makeup tutorials to get myself jazzed for work this week and I suddenly need ALL the brushes.

[demuresamurai]

Beauty burnout = the morning of the day after the white house correspondents dinner (or another large scale gala event) and I desperately just want to make someone into a zombie with a nasty head wound.

[kelela-living-life]

Some days I feel like a dignified professional, some days I accidentally say “chase fart” instead of “face chart”