hello lovelies

Just your friendly neighborhood queerio • They/Them • small time poet, big time lover • amateur sewist • poetry blog~ @anotherbleedingheartpoet • aesthetic blog~ @unequivocalobscurity • sapphic propaganda blog~ @lovendermenace • Check out my Wattpad! @ThatSmolPigeon

[vigilantejustice]

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

[jackviolet]

18th century embroidery.

[jaimeshanice]

Creepshow Trilogy (1982 - 2006)

[deep-dark-fears]

Let’s Make a Deal. An anonymous fear submitted to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

You can find signed books and original artwork in my Etsy store! Holy moley!

[i-am-a-fish]

alright everyone we’re gonna spell out gay

Give me a G!!!

[everysongineverykey]

G!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me an A!!!

[gerryasingerardway]

A!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me a T!!!

[wrailf]

T!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me an O!!!

[burnt-to-ashes]

O!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me an R!!!

[runnin-out-oftime]

R!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me another A!!!

[magicalrebelchild]

A!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Give me a D!!!

[silvakss]

D!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

And give me an E!!!

[devoidofspace]

E!!!!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

What’s that spell??!!

[amllama]

GATORADE!!!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

wait

[i-am-a-fish]

For anyone who finds themselves getting overwhelmed, to the point where you cannot move and your thoughts are extremely loud, I want you to know that you're not alone.

When you're stuck in that state of mind it can be unbelievably scary, and it's always okay to take a moment, and recollect yourself.

Remember to focus on your breath, and try not to let your brain spiral into negative thoughts. You're going to be okay, and it's completely alright to be overwhelmed from time to time, the world can be very, very stressful.

Please don't ever feel guilty for taking time to recharge.

[stuck-in-jelly]

"Why are you so obessed with found family?"

I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever

[stuck-in-jelly]

Lilo and Stitch really said "This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good." And i still live by that

[catchymemes]

[cryptotheism]

This counts as a spell

[bardnuts]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted

[behold-my-squees]

Naked belly is most logical! Your body will always divert heat to keep it warm, whereas hands are an extremity that may be neglected. And your ass has way more fat and way less circulation and it will just get. SO COLD. and take forever to get warm even when you’re back in your toasty car. So you can take pride in using your brood patch!

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

yeah but given my height and the position required it did sort of look like I was fucking my car, is the thing

[rimonoroni]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

What’s not to get? You never seen a guy with a brood patch before?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

it went like this

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

some of us like to solve our problems with a peaceful and nurturing approach rather than senseless violence

[sparkylurkdragon]

I'm reminded of this Far Side cartoon.

Larson just meant to draw the dog howling victoriously over its kill, but the transmission was in an... awkward place, and he didn't realize until a bunch of papers got a round of angry letters.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[comicsiswild]

Batman: Widening Gyre (2009) #1

[arguablysomaya]

my favorite responses

[comicsiswild]

thanks

[donesparce]

posting this panel was a mistake on my part

[mataurin]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[thelifeofsharks-deactivated2025]

[ahsjdkflgl]

y’all are missing out on the real dream fancast for aziraphale and crowley

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

@thebibliosphere

[thebibliosphere]

*slams hands down on table* yessssss

[starstuffandalotofcoffee]

#…OH MY #yes #gbbo #pratchett#does this mean Paul and Mary are the Two Horsepersons of the Apocalypse

FUCK YES IT DOES

[beradan]

And I beheld, and lo, a black horse; and he that sat on him had a bread-knife in his hand. And I heard a voice say, This is under-proved, and that is over-baked; and see that thou blend thy flavors wisely.

And I looked, and behold, a pale horse: and her name that sat on him was Judgement, and Dismissal followed with her. And power was given unto her over the earth, to bake, and to taste, and to examine, and to diplomatically criticize.

And I saw under the judging table the souls of them that baked: and they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, dost thou not judge and avenge the sweat of our brow on them that write the technical challenges?

[alpacamyhedgehog]

#and the Lord spake unto the angel that guarded the tent#saying ‘Where is the biscuit that was given unto thee?’#and the Angel finished her milk and said#I had it here only a moment ago#must have put it down somewhere#forget my own head next#and the Lord did not ask her again

[along-the-meadow-path]

Studio Ghibli + Holding Hands

[tinyspaceofficer]

It’s Inktober! I’m experimenting a bit this time, I’m keeping the colour pencil sketch along with the ink lines to add to the drawing (I mean… can’t really erase the colour pencil sketch anyway haha!), I personally like the result, hope you guys like it as well! c:.

[romans-art]

“Her uncle had died, and she had ascended the dais in his stead, a crown placed upon her head. Once, the nobility had tried to revolt. Once, Lord Galldrian of House Riatin had mustered enough support to march on the capital. Once, she had put whole towns to the sword. Once, she had lined the streets of the capital with the heads of traitors — one for every corner, for every street lamp. Once, she had stalked through Cairhien with saidar on her lips and blood soaked up the hems of her dress. Once, she had confiscated estates all across the countryside, throttling the flow of coin into those Houses who had forgotten the meaning of loyalty, who had forgotten their place, letting them die the slow death of obscurity and ruin.

Now, they are afraid to speak her name. Now, the Sun Throne is secure beyond all measure. Now, her rule is absolute.”

-Sun Queen Moiraine Damodred from ‘kept impulse dormant"

[mens-rights-activia]

I’m an empath. I kicked your ass and I know that shit hurts 😌

[anger-birb]

This sounds like a JoJo quote

[mens-rights-activia]

Literally why would Jojo Siwa say this