#making dad jokes

[eomcheong-keun-megi]

Auntie NoNo being a menace

[vikingpoteto]

I miss dilf johnny cage

[angclica-ziegler-blog]

Slowly coming to terms with me being an old poop

[thecityforyou]

Apparently, “Dress for the job you want” was not an appropriate reply to “Jade, why are you dressed like a middle aged dad about to go camping” 

[mischiefqueenloki]

Dad Jokes

It was my Dad’s 60th birthday last night, so I was over for dinner. I asked him, “Have you seen the trailer for the new Star Wars yet?”

He kinda smiles and says ,“What kind of trailer did they get. A 5th wheel?”

[lokishorns]

my keyboard is about to die and sometims (<- see?) it doesnt write the letter E

so I just tagged dadpool

[fallenangelontheceiling]

himynameisrandom said: Your last post suggests otherwise.

I said "possibility" and "distant future" in an effort to imply a theoretical scenario. 

God, Random. I was just trying to make people happy. 

[i-spook-and-seek]

Gavin: Now all I need is leather

Ray: I don't remember how to dye it

Ryan: Well it's easy you just eat less food