#dadpool

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

*maid wade brings peter a cute little breakfast-in-bed tray of eggo waffles, eggs, sausages, and potatoes, with a little cup of orange juice and a coffee in the corner. she sets it down over his lap once he sits up to her satisfaction.*

it's 2 in the afternoon, sweet pea, *she tells him with some amusement.* i brought one of these in for mj six hours ago.

@d-adpool

*Peter winces when he sits up, there's some pain still in his ribs although he doesn't think they're broken. He smiles around a healing black eye.*

Well MJ didn't get to watch the sunrise over the glowing embers of a bus this morning. I'm just lucky it's Sunday and I actually got to sleep.

*He starts to dig in but gives Wad a side eye.*

Nice outfit.

[s4int0fs1nn3rs]

*wade goes up to father gallagher after everyone's cleared out from his evening mass. wade did not actually attend the evening mass and he is in full deadpool gear*

hey father g-man we're ready to do an exorcism i think? you about ready to go?

@d-adpool

*Finn looks up from his notes on the pulpit and startles.*

Oh! Um. Why... do you look like a ninja...so you're Wade? The person I've been chatting with?

[princessbutler1316]

The fact that Wade is one of the most insane characters in comics, has a list of crimes the size of Mount Everest or larger, mentally unstable, multiple enemies and crazy exes, and 207 more bad things about him.

BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP HIM FROM HAVING ONE OF THE HEALTHIEST FATHER-DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIPS IN COMICS AND BEING A GOOD FATHER

[karenpage-journalist]

i heard thru the grapevine youre having a rough time of it rn. if u wanna grab coffee soon with somebody whos not even a little bit involved in the drama im here. and i have a teleporter (we do not have to go out in this blizzard)

@d-adpool

*Karen hesitates, not sure she trusts herself enough to not be a sobbing mess in front of someone else. But then again, maybe it's worth it to be a mess in front of others, if they can help pull you out of it.*

"I think I would like that."

[the-real-deadpool]

kids these days have no respect for the classics... ellie just said she doesn't like tainted love by soft cell

[mj-watson-parker]

hey mj. you're, like, a normal person, right?

roll with me on this, i mostly mean in the dichotomy of street fighter in a goofy costume versus normal person. you don't do stupid shit risking your life trying to save people like peter does.

i guess pregnancy kind of counts as doing stupid shit risking your life to save people. and so does parenting mayday and being married to peter. dang, maybe moms are the real superheroes.

civilians maybe is a better word than normal people. i had a question about civilians

@d-adpool

Wow. What a setup. Sure, I'll bite, what do you need baby?

[sweetsugarssb]

Life is too short.

Put your faves in a weird badly edited family collage 💐

(This looks so bad crying. Whatever gets my faves together 😭 I wish I added more but glad I didn’t. House was found on PicCollage. Seriously do this 😊)

Fanfiction coming 2067 🫡

[spidey-dad]

im sorry for just leaving again i just knew i was making things worse and i didnt want to do that and i didnt know what else to do

im trying to suport u how do i suport u

@d-adpool

*Peter jolts awake to the vibration of his phone, nerves wired. He looks at the phone for a little bit, trying to figure out how to even answer the question.*

I donno. Inky has a lot of problems. I'd like to be able to talk to you about it without you getting mad at me.