You fucked up your grandchild, Garp, look at 'em, they've got anxiety now!! (would actually fit all of his grandchildren, as much as I love Garp, his track record is so bad >.<)
It sounded like something Dadan would shout at Garp so I had to doodle this X'D
Headcanons for what I think sex is like with the One Piece women.
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genre: smut
cw: gn!reader (except Tashigi)
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Belo Betty
Sex with Betty is fun. Her confidence shines through with every touch on your skin. She's experienced and knows what she likes. She's down to help you explore. Your weirdest fantasy is safe with her, always. Her sex drive is crazy high; she can go for hours with you.
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Boa
Boa is inexperienced. She avoided sex for so long, understandably so, but when she met you and got more comfortable, she started feeling more and more needy. Sex with Boa is sweet and soft. You slowly and carefully take her apart and give her a chance to abandon the persona she holds so tightly in public.
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Koala
Koala's eager to learn. Her experience is limited, but there's so much she wants to try. She comes to you with awe in her eyes, explaining what she wants. Sex with Koala is judgment-free. She trusts you wholeheartedly.
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Kureha
She's mean. So mean. You love it. She’s also filthy. She opens your legs and tells you to let the doctor take a look. She’s so dominant, yet when you’re done, she cradles you and tells you how much your submission means to her. Sex with Kureha is kinky and all-consuming.
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Makino
Makino is a sweet woman. She’s a natural teacher. She guides you on how to touch her and teaches you how to please her. Sex with Makino is loving. She’s a woman full of affection and has been waiting for someone to give it to.
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Nami
Sex with Nami is passionate and fast. She’s a spitfire in the bedroom. She likes to feel it deeply. It's all primal moans and panting breaths filling the room as you both drown in pleasure. It's a carnal desire; she wants you to feel it like she does. She wants marks to remind you of your sexual escapades.
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Perona
Sex with Perona is slow. She likes bondage and edging, leaving you anticipating her next move. She loves to take control and make you feel good. It gives her a sense of order that she's been otherwise lacking. The trust you put in her for sex makes her feel needed, which puts her busy mind at ease.
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Reiju
Reiju is passionate. She always narrows your whole world to just the two of you in bed. She commands attention like no one else. She likes positions that have you face to face so she can talk to you while she ruins you. Sex with Reiju is steamy and romantic.
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Robin
Robin needs to be taken care of. It takes a while for her to admit it, but she does. When you first start dating, she tries to take control in the bedroom but when she opens up to you and lets you fuck her the way she needs it, it's a beautiful sight. She goes from being relatively quiet to drawn out whimpers of your name. Sex with Robin is deep.Her stamina isn't as crazy as someone like Nami but she can keep going until you're panting and exhausted.
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Tashigi
Strapshigi, my queen. Imo tashigi doesn't like to receive much. It's a very rare occasion that she needs that kind of release. She prefers giving, she gets off when you get off. Sex with Tashigi is calculated, but not in a cold way.She has an unmatched strap game, she'll have you shaking and writhing and falling apart with ease. It's like science for her.
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Shakuyaku
Shakky is a perv. Just a straight up pervert. She likes to touch you in public when no one is looking and is shameless in her staring. She's dominant and aims to please. Sex with Shakky is dirty, exactly how she likes it.
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Vivi
Vivi is sweet. She's inexperienced but eager. She gives herself completely to you. She's the most easily submissive on the list. Sex with Vivi is full of laughter. It never feels too serious with her; just two people letting love lead the way.
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Zala
Sex with Zala is versatile. At first she's rough and fucks you within an inch of your life but she can be gentle when she needs to be. She doesn't take sex lightly, she's serious about making you cum.
If you have anything One Piece Party or One Piece Academy that you want me to typeset I’ll do it but I CANT TRANSLATE so it must be provided along with the picture (scans preferred)
Saw this being a trend in the One Piece community and decided to give it a go. I laboured over a lot of them though XD Some I feel do require justification
Link if you wanna try
It physically hurt to leave out many characters; the remaining Straw Hats, Vivi, Carrot, Yamato, Katakuri, Ace, Sabo, Paulie, Bon Clay, Conis, Pedro, Pell, Noland, Rocks, Loki, et al. I'm sorry guys there's not enough categories to put y'all in. And folks you may say I could've put Vivi or Carrot in Ruler and I point out that Vivi has not been inaugurated and I have very vocal opinions on Carrot being saddled with the Zou Dukedom at such a young age.
'Minor' character was a matter of context, I classed it more as a character who influences the main plot minimally or not at all; like Iceburg's mouse Tyrannosaurus - which wasn't among the selections, it doesn't have all of the characters. I picked Makino because I'm always happy to see her - and I will continue advocating that she's just as much Luffy's mother as Dadan is. Overrated is a context question as well, between whether they're overrated in the plot or with fans, I chose the latter. I did flit between Dragon, Bogard, Garling and even Crocodile, but I settled for Enel because people still think he's gonna descend from the moon with Haki and be stronger than ever.
Picking favourite antagonists is weird too, because I don't like Kaido or Sommers but I know they're entertaining or neccessarily powerful villains, Sommers especially is a character I will never get tired seeing his ass kicked, even more than Spandam - Katakuri and Big Mom miss out because it's hard to gauge if BM was a main antagonist for WCI and a minor one for Wano or if she's co-main in Wano and Katakuri is minor for WCI. Wapol - who I still hate, fuck Wapol - does unfortunately have an extremely underrated Devil Fruit too, it's so versatile and in more competent hands, moreso than Buggy, Streusen, Brook, Kanjuro, and Decken's - fuck Decken and lock him up forever - fruits whose power was used at its fullest or at least a high extent. Same with Backstories, because I can't say I enjoyed Kuma's backstory as much as I was emotionally wrecked by it, so it's favourite simply because I think it's the best one.
Corazon as favourite design was such a difficult choice that it had to go through a bracket XD final four included Perona, Katakuri and King. I've left out Imu in the manga because we don't know how they look underneath all of that, and other characters like Gear Fifth Luffy, Miss All Sunday Robin, Young Moria and Hybrid Kaido, whose designs are conditional.
I don't think I need to justify the rest but yeah, I could've written full essays or top 5s on each one.
