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Malcolm Brenner with unidentified model
Look him up.
"I find a dolphin a lot more sexy than that thing was," said Malcolm Brenner.
a poem:
"where did you go to college?"
new college.
wet goddess,
tjh macklemore.
phalluses above the door.
Malcolm Brenner
At that instant a dolphin burst from the water and snatched the fish from his hand, nearly taking the hand with it.
The man cut loose with a string of invective vilifying the dolphin’s parentage, feeding habits and sexual proclivities, which was probably true, considering it was a dolphin; but being under water the dolphin couldn’t hear him, and Salina didn’t even blush.
from Wet Goddess by Malcolm Brenner. I wouldn't necessarily say it's a well written novel, but it's surprisingly amusing.