how did you praise and/or celebrate Allen when he snuck a fartpillow on Leverrier's seat?
Welcome back! It’s been awhile since I got an ask from you.How have you been kid?
Anyways, when it comes to Little Dick Leverrier (as Ilovingly refer to him) Allen has pulled quite a bit of pranks on him, much toTwinkie’s irritation. Although he’s still friends with the brat so he must getsome sick satisfaction at seeing his ‘adoptive father’ be pranked. So, it wasn’ta surprise when he did the ol’ fart cushion prank on the arsehole.
After trying really hard not to laugh at my boss as heripped one (this involved a lot of fake coughing), I proceeded to grab my brat(before Little Dick could get ahold of him because I swear I saw hellfire andAllen’s demise in his beady little eyes) and chew him out about how ‘wrong’ and‘childish’ that was. Allen instantly put on his ‘guilty puppy-eyed’ look as Ilectured him in front of Leverrier. Of course, this was all a big show. I knowany other parent would chew their kid out and be all serious about it, but whenit comes to Little Dick, the brat knows I fully endorse his pranks towards him(the fucker deserves it, he’s an asshole). If you worked under this asshole,you’d do the same so don’t you go all off saying ‘Oh Cross you’re a bad parentfor supporting this’. Sue me Sharon.
Anyways, moving on. So yeah, all my ‘lectures’ to the bratare just for show and he knows it, so he plays along. The kid is a great actor(he has pulled fake crying on me quite a couple of times and it actually workshere and there). Sadly, in order for it to be realistic, I do force the brat toapologize to Little Dick. This always leaves a nasty taste in my mouth. OnceLittle Dick has gone off to give someone else a bad day, we usually celebrateby ice cream (to get rid of the bad taste for me and to celebrate Allen’sconniving little brain). Sometimes I’ll make him mitarashi dango. We may bringTwinkie along, or I force him to come along (I’m a father making a difference.That kid needs something good, even if it’s something little like ice cream fordealing with Little Dick).
I’d like to point out that just because I support Allenpranking Little Dick Leverrier, it doesn’t mean I support all the mischievous shithe does. Little Dick is…well…a huge dick. A huge dick with a little dick.People like him deserve to be rebelled against. That is why I support it. IfAllen is being an asshole to someone to just be an asshole, then we have aproblem. That’s not cool, I don’t support that. I don’t want Allen to take shitfrom people like Little Dick though, which is why I support him rebellingagainst him. Twinkie was trying so hard not to laugh at Little Dick (like Isaid, I think he gets some sort of satisfaction out of watching Allen prank hisdad) so of course we took him out for icecream in celebration. I think inwardlythe kid doesn’t agree with his father’s views, but he doesn’t rebel because he’sbeen so brainwashed into being an obedient little robot. He’s scared to rebel.So, I take him out with us so he can relax and act like a kid. Laugh at hisasshole father’s pain without receiving backlash for it. The kid is quiteguarded all the time but there are a couple times where he’d laugh and agreethat Allen’s pranks were funny.
Sorry for the long response. I guess I’m more of a storytellerthan a quick response kind of guy. But yeah, in the end we celebrate with foodand Twinkie comes along sometimes.