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Fic Masterpost, Finally
Note: all of this is stuff I've only posted on Tumblr! My AO3 is here.
Add-Ons to Posted Fics
More Like Home excerpts: Sick Day Once A Year | Please Retrieve My Son From The Atmosphere
Cosmic Composite rewrite: 1 | 2 | 3 | Miranda | Alma and Yuu
Learning to Breathe: AO3 | 11 | 12 | 13 | Tailor Shop | Mana and Allen
I'm still so invested in the Dead Serious Bodyswap AU I literally can't think about anything else rn. Thank you for writing it! If it's not too bothersome would you be willing to share in what direction was the plot going? (If you already have made a similar post could you please direct me to it?)
The next step was going to have Damian heading outside, calling Sam, and being confronted by a ghost (handling them without issue, of course) before being picked up and brought up to speed.
Bruce brings Danny and some of the batkids (probably Dick and Tim) over to Amity Park, and from there it would have branched into one of two routes:
1: After the first dinner, before they can go to sleep together, Vlad kidnaps Damian in Danny's body, forcing Damian to learn how to use Danny's powers on the fly. Which would be such a fun use of Damian's experience and training.
2: Vlad invites himself to dinner, thus making things extremely awkward, especially since it is painfully obvious to everyone except Jack how violently uncomfortable both Danny and Maddie are around Vlad... and Jack's just? Inviting him in?
Bruce- Danny, who has been uniformly agreeable so far, immediately became tense and belligerent upon Vlad's arrival
Bruce- and this isn't a red flag to you????
Jack-
Jack- no?
(This branch includes Danny preparing for Vlad's arrival, mostly by grabbing a device improvised out of a Plasmius Maximus and zapping him with it when he gets close, which is the thing that makes this branch mutually exclusive with the other - this also, of course, instantly marks Vlad as a rogue, that Danny did not directly warn them about because he's still not certain what Bruce knows.) (He also puts a Specter Deflector on Bruce and himself and warns him not to touch Damian-in-Danny.) This branch better shows off Danny's vigilante qualities.
That story was never intended to be very long and would have ended pretty soon after the resolution of either situation, but it definitely has a lot of fun potential. <3
The Teacher Special
“Commission open? Dm me” - commission scam
“I have something important to tell you but can’t message u pls message me ” - accidentally reported you scam
“I love your story and want to illustrate it dm me at discord” - commissioner scam
“I saw your post looking for artists to draw (x) and would love to draw it it sounds like a lovely idea and im an artist” - commissioner scammer who DM’d you when you didn’t ask
“Did you send me this link for free tumblr premium?” - accidentally reported you scam
“ your account is limited please kindly verify at (scam link)” - verification scam
"We are starving in Gaza please send money to this GoFundMe" (sprinkled with more emojis than I care to replicate) - charity scam.
That last one is one that tumblr users love to fall for; I don’t know why but they do.
Y'all ever think of what the person responsible for Rocky's voice bank must've felt when those videos finally got to earth? Imagine doing a voice acting gig for a bank voice on a computer or whatever that you eventually completely forget about, only for it to one day come back to you when the FIRST intellectual alien lifeform that a human being has ever met decides to use it as their chosen voice. The mild horror. The exhilaration. The emotional punch. This is it. This is your magnum opus. You have given a human voice to a sentient rock and it will NEVER get better than this. Also, they picked you over MERYL STREEP?!?!
[EVENT] D.GRAY-MAN X ALICE IN WONDERLAND CAFE MENU REVEAL
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As you may know, a D.Gray-man x Alice in Wonderland themed cafe is opening this summer in Tokyo and this fall in Osaka.
All the information available in my previous post here !
💬 3 🔁 32 ❤️ 99 · [NEW EVENT] D.GRAY-MAN X ALICE IN WONDERLAND COLLABORATION CAFE (15/06/2026) · Hello everyone! A new D.Gray-man collabor
The menu has been revealed so here is a small menu explanation🎩
The drinks menu🍹
Allen's exciting soda, 930¥.
Kanda's selfish berry soda, 930¥
"If you don't drink it quickly, it will melt" Lavi's creamy soda, 930¥
Tyki's chaotic drink, 900¥
Camelot's marvellous blueberry drink, 930¥
Random hot latte, 950¥
The food menu🥗
Lavi's rabbit curry, 1800¥
Camelot's Cheshire omurice, 1800¥
The winter Pierrot hamburger. 1800¥
A lotus-like salad and potage, 1700¥
A potato chips-plate which is only a part of the history, 1800¥
The desert menu 🍧
Tyki Mad-hatter's cake, 1400¥
Allen's Alice-plate, 1500¥
Kanda's heart-like cake, 1500¥
Special menus 🎂
In Tokyo:
Cross' birthday cake, 1500¥. Only available in the 1rst part of the event.
Lavi's birthday cake, 1500¥. Only available in the second half of the event.
In Osaka :
"EAT ME" Cake, 1900¥
I feel like this time, they really centered the menu of Alice in Wonderland, and not on the characters ahaha. It's a bit sad we don't get other characters contents, like Lenalee (or Mana lol) but that's the way it is !
I also feel the organisers messed up (again) and they mistook Camelot for Road's name lol.
conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 80 (masterpost here)
*feet scuffing, metal thump* *slight whimper*
Bruce, lowly: where are the shipments coming from?
Faint male voice, trembling: i don’t- i don’t know, i just follow orders, i don’t know the details i swear!
Bruce: then when’s the next drop-off scheduled? how do i find them?
Faint male voice: i- please, i have the address it’s in my phone! let me just- please, let me just unlock it, you can have everything!
Bruce: slowly. one wrong move and you won’t have any working hands left to operate any phone.
Faint male voice: *whimper* alright, alright, just let me-
*connecting ping*
Jason: B.
*a beat*
Bruce: *sigh* yes?
*faint, slightly confused whimper*
Bruce: no- don’t you stop. get me that information, i’m speaking to a colleague. —Red Hood, do you need back up?
Jason, casual: nah.
Bruce: …are you hurt?
Jason: nah.
Bruce: then what do you need? i’m in the middle of an interrogation.
Jason: ‘m hungry.
*a beat*
Bruce: *sigh* Hood.
Jason, whining: i want moneyyyyy,
Bruce: i believe i have some fruit in the batmobile. it’s parked near the docks, if you’re nearby.
Jason: s’ that where you are?
Bruce, wary: yes?
Jason, casual: you got your wallet on you?
Bruce, flat: Hood. i am busy.
Jason: i thought you loved me.
Bruce: of course i love you,
*a beat*
Bruce, threateningly: what are you looking at?
*faint squeak of fear*
Jason: i want twenty dollars.
Bruce, dryly: Hood, i do not have twenty dollars on me.
Jason: …ok, well you said you were in an interrogation, right? does the guy you’re threatening have twenty dollars…?
Bruce: i am not robbing this man, Red Hood.
Faint male voice: you can have anything you want!
Jason: tell him you want twenty dollars so you can take your son out for a mid-patrol dinner.
Bruce, hissing: i am not telling him my son wants twenty dollars for a patrol snack.
Faint male voice, trembling: *scuffling, scrunching* h-here, here’s my whole wallet! take your kid to dinner, on me!
Bruce: what- no! take this back, i don’t need your money to feed my children!
Jason: so why wont you?! i’m HUNGRY.
Bruce: HOOD I AM WORKING.
Jason: HUNGRYYYYYYY. HOW OFTEN DO I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU, B? HOW OFTEN? I AM REQUESTING DINNER WITH YOU. INDULGE IN THE LIFE OF A PARENT AND BUY ME BATBURGER.
Bruce, teeth gritted: why do you always do this when i’m in the middle of important cases?
Jason, instantly calm: -i dunno, things just work out i guess.
*long, tense silence*
Faint male voice, hesitating: u-uh, well- well here’s the address you wanted..?
Bruce: *sigh* thank you. now take back your wallet and get out of here before i change my mind and hand you over to the police.
Faint male voice: thank you-!
Jason: so do i get food or not?
*a beat*
Bruce, resigned: we can take a quick break to go to batburger, but we’re using the drive-through.
Jason: *instant cheer*
Bruce, begrudgingly fond: i’ll meet you at the batmobile.
Jason: nice, let me text Dick,
Bruce: wait, what-
*connecting ping*
Dick: -we get batburger!?
Jason: i told you he’d be more likely to say yes if i asked.
Bruce, slightly indignant: oh so now it’s both of you? your brothers go off for one weekend and suddenly you come crawling out of the woodwork to mooch off my funds?
Dick, proudly: yes!
Jason, matter-of-factly: it’s very important to continue to keep the bonds strong with your elder adult wards, as their new-found maturity and ability to drink alcohol with you allows the opportunity for a new and exciting familial relationship.
Dick: you fucking nerd.
Jason: -shut up.
Bruce, holding back a chuckle: both of you be quiet. just meet me at the batmobile before i change my mind.
I have finally finished another video, please enjoy!
"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.
kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!
Less oc negativity forever and ever!!! I love ocs, I love talking about ocs, I like hearing about ocs. YAY OCS!!!!!
I've made this post a thousand times and I'll make it a thousand times more until I stop seeing people being ashamed for the crime of being creative and caring
Friendly reminder that the creator of the eminent Mary Sue Litmus Test completely recanted it as a useful character assessment tool and denounced the term Mary Sue in general.
OCs are allowed to be fun!
Creationism and Christian fundamentalism feeds into the medical skepticism we are seeing in the U.S. and, once again, the main victims of phenomenon like vaccine hesitancy will be children who are helplessly dependent on their adult caregivers.
Infants are given a vitamin k shot at birth because they cannot synthesize vitamin k or get it from their diets, it is vital in preventing vitamin deficient bleeding which can cause death or permanent brain damage. Administering the injection is a bog standard preventative measure done on newborns immediately after birth, usually automatically. More and more parents are denying it and more and more babies are having totally preventable complications in their first 6 months of life just because the vitamin k shot has a black box warning. Doctors are repeatedly trying to explain to parents that babies need vitamin k and parents just keep asking “Why? Why are babies born needing vitamin k? Humans survived for thousands of years before it was invented. This must be a conspiracy.”
Infants, the human life stage notorious for randomly dying with no easily discernible cause. I don’t say that to be flippant, human babies are so incredibly fragile that before the modern era, about half of them died before adulthood. That is a natural 50/50 of making it. Humans did not evolve to be perfectly designed and efficient, we are just functional enough for some of us to survive to adulthood and reproduce. We don’t have to live like that! Looking at the human body through the lens of infallible intelligent design and allowing that to inform your medical decisions is so fucking dangerous.
If you believe God created us, you must know he created us to be imperfect, he created us to be imperfect so we could have the pleasure of discovery and progress and improvement and repentance and growth and learning, he did not create human infants capable of synthesizing their own vitamin k but he created humans intelligent and driven and loving enough to want to ensure that the majority of children make it to adulthood.
The Creationist insistence that babies and especially childbirth have been optimized somehow is maddening. It's the number one sign that someone does not know the first goddamn thing about the history of medicine.
"Well if childbirth is so dangerous, how did humans survive so long?"
Because 1 in 100 is not an extinction-level rate of maternal mortality, next question.
"What do you think people did before Vitamin K shots if babies are so vulnerable?"
Infant mortality was 16.5% in 1900 and even higher before that, next question.
"Women have been giving birth for thousands of years, don't you think they know how to do it by now?"
Women have been dying in childbirth for thousands of years, next question.
They just have no goddamn clue how bad things used to be. It's such a spoiled, ignorant perspective. And when they do acknowledge the difference, they claim it's because of hygiene, not 'modern medicine.' Don't even get me started on childhood vaccines.
being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing
i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit
guide to computer sex:
case fans: don't put your dick in these. stroke the outside carefully, in a circular motion, for maximum stimulation
usb ports: great place for penetration. flash drives are the traditional option but you can connect nearly anything, ask your partner if theyre into something specific. if theyre really kinky, try viruses or pentesting tools like the flipper zero.
power button: threatening to press it can be incredibly hot, but only actually press it with enthusiastic consent.
removable side panel: for getting really intimate. be very careful, the internals are sensitive!
hotswappable parts: sometimes SSDs (M.2 SSDs will be screwed in parallel to the motherboard, others may look different), HDDs (spinning disks inside big cases, usually get their own bay), and GPUs (big chips with fans attached) can be removed while your partner is running, but not all computers support this. this is a common part of BDSM, but make absolutely sure it's safe beforehand.
motherboard: the MOST sensitive part of their body! touch lightly and carefully. running the tips of your fingers along the traces is incredibly stimulating. play with the capacitors, too.
screws: loosening screws can be incredibly erotic, but be careful. especially with M.2 SSDs, this may cause problems! only loosen an M.2 drive if it is NOT mounted.
software: virus play was mentioned earlier, but also simply running very demanding software can be erotic.
download play: downloading embarrassing or illicit files is very hot. be sure to ask consent before installing league of legends.
firewall play: opening up or disabling your partner's firewall can be thought of as akin to exhibitionism. be careful with this, it can be a security risk, but most of the time it's not a big issue.
BIOS play: messing with your partner's BIOS settings can be incredibly intimate. remember, overclocking can be dangerous, only do it in small increments and very carefully! try starting with changing XMP profiles or something first.
that nub they have on thinkpad laptops: that's the clit.
remember some key safety tips:
ALWAYS wear protection! a static wrist strap is important if you are touching the internals, especially the motherboard.
heat warning! your partner will run hot when they're aroused. the GPU and CPU will burn you! even the SSD may run quite hot, especially during download play.
don't stick your dick in the fans. please.
for extra protection, keep viruses isolated inside a virtual machine.
Damn, even the name checks out
Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”
I love your book More Like Home, I’d buy it if I could lol. But I am curious, will Danny become Ghost King? Or is he already Ghost King and just hasn’t realized it yet?
Danny is not the Ghost King because a formal challenge would have had ceremonial requirements that he did not fulfill! I considered including a final just-for-fun arc where Pariah is summoned out of his coffin and Danny seizes the crown intentionally to prevent any future occurrences, but since my attention is starting to drift from DPxDC, I'll probably cut that now.
That said, I'm glad you like it. <3
Related to the previous complaint: D.Gray-man is actually REALLY DIFFICULT to modern-AU in a smooth manner because the Black Order would be so much worse for the exorcists in modern times
Because I think the advances in science would really make the Black Order completely different
The Black Order in canon is really limited, if not in the letter of canon then at least in my interpretation of it, by the fact that they can't do all of the extreme medical science that we have in modern times. Not just organ transplants, but also other life-support techniques, arms and armor technology, modern military tactics (for support purposes), even stuff like nutrition science and the training tactics used by Olympic athletes and the military
I just think it would make the whole Order completely different and while I think that would be fascinating to explore in its own fic, it really, really does not lend itself to casual AUs
My Allen therapy fic makes me so fucking angry because I'm genuinely so happy with how it's going, it's turning out to be a great character exploration for him and his therapist is such a fun change of pace compared to all of the others I've written-
And its publication is fucking locked behind a Bleach crossover that I'm not even sure I'm going to write?!?!?!
Really wish we'd, on the left, stop laughing and assuming this is ACTUALLY about strippers. I'd be willing to bet this ISN'T about some one with the actual job of stripper being somehow hired and sent to a school, that indeed DOESN'T happen - instead it will be used to target any female teacher who, like, wears a bikini on social media one time. She'll be called a "danger" to children and fired, as a cover for the fact that she's pro-queer or too far left or doesn't support ICE enough on that same social media. The bikini pic will just be the legal tool used to ruin her life
A friend helped me out by looking up the actual bill and YUP, it's to target queer people and sex education. NOT. STRIPPERS. STOP MAKING IT ABOUT THE FUCKING "STRIPPERS".
Anyone who thinks ladyshinga might be off track, here's the breakdown.
Actual bill name: Stop the Sexualization of Children Act.
Purported purpose: "to protect children from being exposed to explicit material in the classroom".
How it's sold in the press: "Ban strippers and porn from classrooms!"
Actual text of the bill: Expands the meaning of "sexually explicit content" to include the words "or involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism".
Not and. Or. Meaning "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" is in and of itself enough to be classified as sexually explicit.
Actual result: Illegal to mention the existence of trans people or admit to being trans in a classroom under threat of being prosecuted as a child sex offender.
Actual result: Illegal to mention the existence of trans people or admit to being trans in a classroom under threat of being prosecuted as a child sex offender.
